#aulidan

Aulidan: "All right, now that we've escaped Black Rook Hold, we have time to talk properly."

Maiev: "Am I supposed to be impressed that you put down a tea set on the grass?"

Aulidan: "I don't have enough mana right now to conjure a table. But that's beside the point."

Aulidan: "Maiev, my dear, please. You must recognize me. Imagine me with glowing, fel green eyes. And horns. Naked."

Maiev: "For Elune's sake, Illidan, control yourself! My brother is standing right there."

Aulidan: "You-- You do know who I am!"

Maiev, cackling gleefully: "Of course I do, you pea-brained Betrayer. I was just enjoying watching your frustration."

Aulidan: "Why you scheming, conniving--"

Both: *start furiously making out*

Goodbye, Legion Remix. I'll miss you!

I ended up leveling one of every class to 80, and picked up a few class mounts that I was missing: rogue, monk, and priest. I did every achievement I wanted to, got the transmogs I wanted, and just generally had the most fun I've had in WoW in a long time.

Malfurion: "OMG WTF CENARIUS IS CORRUPTED AND WE'RE JUST STANDING AROUND TALKING! I'M GOING TO RUSH OFF IN A RAGE AND CAUSE EVEN MORE PROBLEMS! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!"

Malfurion: *RAGEQUITS*

Ysera and everyone else: ...

Jarod: "Go ahead and find Maiev."

My AU Illidan, a.k.a. Aulidan: "I'll force myself."

Aulidan: "Well, well, well. What have we here?"

Aulidan: "The sight of a half-dressed Maiev on her knees never gets old."

Maiev: "Thank you, hero. I did not expect salvation from this place. Where is my brother?"

Aulidan: "You don't recognize me, do you?"

Maiev: "Hmm...you do remind me of someone, but unlike him you have eyes."

Aulidan: *pouts*

Aulidan: *stares intensely at her while she talks to Jarod, hoping she will recognize him*

Aulidan: "I know you never met me when I looked like this, long ago, but surely you recognize my voice!"

Jarod: "There is no doubt that they have already moved Maiev into the prison cells beneath the tower."

Aulidan: "Oh, the irony."

Aulidan: "I'd know that moon sword anywhere...even if it's not around my neck."

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If you're not allergic to the Illiev (Illidan/Maiev) ship and don't mind an off-color joke, keep going...

Aulidan: "I am definitely not prepared to adopt a baby moose tauren."

And thus my first character to ding 80 wasn't my longtime main, but a silly AU character in Legion Remix.¯\_(ツ)_/¯