#augumon

DIGIMON Ocean Bomb sodas

I accidentally a couple of Digimon while I was watching the 2020 show with my brother, and I forgot how much I loved these twoooo

No one:

Matt at 4 am: oh my god I held his hand.

Gabumon: Matt it's too early for this.

Matt: I held his hand. Willingly.

Gabumon: You were like 12 and scared to death.

Matt: You're missing the point!

Meanwhile

Tai:.....

Agumon: Tai, why are you still awake?

Tai: Oh because I was-... Holy shit me and Matt held hands.

Agumon: Huh?

They share 1 braincell your honor

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Matt: What up shawty~ I'm only 17 and need glasses to read.

Tai: You better be glad your cute.

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Kari: Tai are you ok? You're on the floor.

Tai: Panic.

Kari: What kind of panic we talking about?

Tai: Bisexual panic.

Kari: I'm listening.

Tai: Boy. Pretty boy. Stupid pretty boy. My brain is malfunctioning as we speak.

Kari: don't worry, it'll pass.

Meanwhile in emo cave

Matt:....

TK: That's your thinking face.

Matt: Tai is cute and I'm gay.

TK: Can... can we take a step back, that's a lot of information sir-

Matt: You heard me.

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Matt: When I'm with you I get this feeling that's like annoyance, but good annoyance.

Tai: What?

Matt: The L word Tai.

Tai:..... Laboratory?

Matt: How the fuck-

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Tai: Stop it.

Matt: I didn't do anything.

Tai: You were thinking about it though.

Matt: Yeah you right.

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Tai: Sometimes I feel like I could trade you for a dog and get the same thing without talking.

Matt: How in the hell do you want me to respond to that?

Tai: You don't. Think of it as criticism.

Matt: Tai-

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Matt: If Tai's your dad, what am I?

Davis: The asshole daiting my dad.

Matt: Aw jee thanks, I feel so much love from you metaphorical child.

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Matt: Tai, would you still love me if I decided to drink coffee instead of sleep?

Tai: Bold you to assume that I don't love you enough to make sure you get at least a little bit sleep.

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Tai: What's with the top and bottom thing? Does it really matter which part of the bunk bed you have?

Matt: Ok I have two choices here. Ruin my boyfriend's innocence, or just let him believe this.

Joe: Don't tell him. Seriously, do not tell him.

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Matt: Hey what does that sign say?

Tai: Are you blind?

Matt: No. It's just blurry.

Tai: Matt... that's what the sign says-

Matt: Shit.

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Gabumon: Matt, should you be drinking so many of those?

Matt: Its only my 4th can.

Tai: This week?

Matt:....

Gabumon: Matt....