#auditores

Giovanni: Maria, besides Petruccio which one of your children-

Maria: Desmond. Federico is a slob, Claudia complains, and ezio? Oh don't get me started with ezio. At least Desmond helps me set up dinner and does the dishes!

Giovanni: o-oh...

All three of the siblings have betrayed faces while Desmond and (possible Petruccio) are laughing

oh Desmond is definitely #2 in her heart (children wise).

Maria: if I must complain about ezio...he never helps around the house since he's always chasing women's skirts constantly. who knows, we could be grandparents and him a father for all we know. he antagonizes Claudia and then I have to listen to the both of them go at it, until the point they're pulling each other's hair out. speaking of, he steals mine and his sisters make up sometimes. why can he NEVER clean his hair out of the drain? how do I know this you ask? Claudia. that's how. he also uses our hair products to the point where it's at the very last drop. he always, ALWAYS adds random dishes from his room to the sink as Desmond is getting to the very last dish and since Desmond is so kind he cleans it. Claudia would have drowned him in the sink if it was her doing the dishes, and he would have deserved it. and--

Ezio: I feel as though you don't love me madre--

Maria: Ezio, mio caro figlio, remember how I said I brought you into this world?

Ezio: yes, you also said I'm your beloved son--

Maria: I also said I can take you out of it as easily as I brought you into it.

Ezio: MADRE!?

Giovanni, Frederico, Petruccio: *chokes on spit*

Claudia: HAH!

I got you anon 🫡

• Maria heard screaming and banging coming from upstairs. she ran upstairs to find Ezio & Claudia standing on a table, Desmond & Frederico standing on chairs throwing whatever they could at something--it was a spider. Maria saved the day by killing the spider, she silently judged them and they knew it.

• Ezio used the last of Claudia's hair products. there was a brawl in the living room that Desmond, Frederico, Petruccio and Mario were placing bets on who would win. spoiler, Claudia won.

• to get back at Ezio, Claudia put a little bit of bleach in some of her hair products that were almost all gone knowing Ezio would use it. she almost used Nair, but knew she would feel guilty. him having mis-matched hair wasn't that terrible in her eyes though.

• Desmond has accidentally broken some of Maria's favorite plates & glasses, he panicked not only out of fear but he also felt guilty. Claudia managed to get Maria into believing it was Ezio without Desmond knowing. he was very confused when Ezio was being yelled at in Italian and being dragged away by his ear and yelling "WHAT DID I DO!?"

• Frederico, Ezio & Desmond like to free run on rooftops and even do races sometimes. there was a time where Desmond tripped and fell on his face. Frederico went to help him back up and Ezio laughed, after he got done laughing he ran to help Frederico with Desmond. karma hit Ezio cause he fell through a roof. good luck explaining that.

• Maria asked Desmond to go grocery shopping, she forgot a little too late that Desmond isn't good at reading, let alone speaking Italian. he came back with half of what was needed, a goat and a few chickens. needless to say, he is no longer allowed to go shopping on his own.

William/bill finds Desmond but none of the Auditores(hope I spelled that correctly) will let him go near Desmond.

you did indeed spell Auditores correctly 🫡 no. nope. absolutely not 👏

This would Petruccio first meeting connor. Ezio is just dying of laughter in the background

yes she is! in my AU Marie stayed with Charles and they live a happy life.

Charles is still an Assassin, but his normal job is that he owns a winery and has a couple different branches throughout France and a few other countries.

Marie is a world, well known and renound Fashion Designer, hence why Arno has such good fashion taste 👏 Arno takes after his mother in many ways, from looks, fashion, sassy-ness and even roasting people. Arno is closer to Marie than Charles but that's due to Charles being away on missions and constantly with the council when he was younger. to an extent he's a mama's boy, but not like those creepy ones. he has high respect for his mother and how she holds herself, her being kind & respectful, and never looking down on others despite their social standing. he has and will always live up to his mothers expectations, she is proud to call Arno her son.

so Frederico & Claudia did become assassins. Claudia is in intel/communicates with other branches of the brotherhood. Frederico works along side Ezio when he visits Italy but other than that he usually works solo, he's not nearly as talented as Ezio or his uncle Mario but he can handle himself. Petruccio did not choose the path of an assassin.

Frederico: is also a CEO at one of his father's branches like Ezio, but a different branch.

Claudia: she is currently a full-time college student and going for a degree as a Designer and she's in her second year.