#audelion

[text - Princess (to delete)]: you don’t love me, Audelia[text - Princess (to delete)]: if you loved me you wouldn’t have left me[text - Princess (to delete) {unsent}]: please don’t be in love with me

[text - Princess (to delete)]: how insightful[text - Princess (to delete)]: I’m shocked by this news[text - Princess (to delete)]: you definitely demonstrated your hate for me very well last time we met

[owl]: I feel like this was meant for someone else[owl]: but if it was for me[owl]: then it wouldn’t be a bad apology[owl]: I would very much be up for that

[owl]: and you never sucked mine[owl]: congrats to him, I guess[owl]: maybe I should remind him who was there first

Rion simply stared at Audelia blankly, finding himself annoyed at how frequently he was lost for words around her. “‘Not be forward, but I love you’?” he repeated slowly, shocked completely at the words. “I thought you were clever, Prince, you should know what ‘forward’ means by now. Come back to me when you have a basic understanding of the English language,” he answered back quickly before turning away and walking off before he could second guess himself. Because nothing had ever gone wrong when he acted without thinking.

Who said I love you first?

That depends on who messed up, more than anything. When it does get said it would probably be during a fight: “Why do you care so much?!” “Because I love you!”. That would stun them both for at least five to ten seconds.

Who laughs when the other trips?

Both. Rion’s laugh is certainly louder and more obvious, made all the louder by the very displeased look on Audelia’s face. Audelia hides her giggle behind her hand. It doesn’t fool anyone.

Who pays the bills?

Audelia. Rion keeps saying that he’s going to do them this time but he keeps forgetting about them for other supposedly more important things, leaving Audelia to clean up his mess. Again.

Which one makes a bigger deal around the holidays?

Rion. Any holiday is an excuse to have a celebration and celebration means party and party means drinking. Rion is very enthusiastic in making sure that they get invites to as many celebrations as they can.

Who’s more clumsy?

Audelia. Rion spent too many years playing Quidditch to actually have any issues with clumsiness and balance. Audelia certainly has good poise and form, but not quite as good as his.

Who checks their daily horoscope?

Neither, seriously. Rion, if he has time, will check it just so he can deliberately do the opposite of what it says. When Audelia asks him what they say he just replies with saying that Mercury’s in retrograde. Every time.

Who sings louder in the car?

Rion. But only if it’s Celestina Warbeck. Otherwise the closest you’ll get to hearing them singing is humming along to songs they like.

Who leaves the cap off the toothpaste?

Neither. Both of them appreciate order and regularity too much to leave the cap off.

Who is more up to date in pop culture?

Rion. He still can’t give up his obsession of knowing everything that there is possible to know about the important people that it seems he has a near encyclopedic knowledge of what’s going on lately between the rich and famous.

Who insists on going to see the newest movies?

Rion. Normally as some kind of making up for his latest mistake. However, if there is a film that she really wants to see then Audelia will make sure that they go to see it. No matter how much Rion is certain that he will not like it.

Who cries when the abused animal commercials come on?

Neither. Crying is a very unusual sight from either of them that neither of them would at these. Rion might be slightly more moved by them, however.

Who’s the lighter sleeper?

Rion. Which is probably bad given how little he actually sleeps for, but Rion does sleep very lightly, some of the quietest noises being able to wake him up. It can be a real problem for him.

Who believes in ghosts?

Both. Ghosts are a thing. They just are.

Who does the grocery shopping?

Both. Living by himself, food shopping may be low on his list of priorities, but with Audelia he understands that it’s necessary to keep the fridge well-stocked, if for no other reason than to not have a hangry Audelia coming at him.

Who updates their facebook status more often?

Send me a ♪ for a song that reminds me of our muses and my favorite lyrics from it

i hate u, i love u - gnash feat. Olivia O’Brien

Fucked around and got attached to youFriends can break your heart too,...Lie to me, lie with me, get your fucking fixNow all my drinks and all my feelings are all fucking mixed

Send me a ♥ for one thing my muse likes about yours

Despite everything that has gone down between them, Rion can still (begrudgingly) admit that Audelia is a clever and capable young woman, one who could possibly give him a run for his money if she really tried to.

Send me a ⊗ for one thing my muse dislikes about yours

That she was unwilling to express what she wanted, what her desires were. Rion knows full well that it is important to tell the right people what you want in order to get it and that was something Audelia simply failed to do.

Send me a ؟ for a random thought my muse has about yours

Some nights, very late, when he’s alone and fairly drunk, stray thoughts cross into Rion’s mind about whether Audelia is thinking about him too. Those thoughts are very quickly drowned in liquor.

Send me a ≠ for something my muse would never say to your muse

“I love you.” “I miss you.” “I wish you hadn’t left.”

Send me a ϟ for a plot I think would be fun for your muse/our muses