bar snacks.
so a few months back, i started working at a new restaurant. steak house, in a hotel, expensive, fancy, etc. anyways, being a bartender, we get asked a lot of questions - do celebrities come here? yes. can you deliver food to my room? no. you gave last call 45 minutes ago but i was busy ignoring you, can i get one more? FUCK OFF. however, my favorite and most frequently asked is: do you have any bar snacks? no. are you serious? you have no nuts or chips??
Gratis bar food: AKA FREE SHIT
What these people are expecting is free food. back in the day, bars didn’t mind serving nuts, pretzels, chips or any other inexpensive “snack” that would keep guests ordering drinks. however, in todays day and age everyone and their moms are allergic to one thing or another. not only that, it will be .5 seconds before they turn around and say, “I CANT WAIT TO SUE YOU BECAUSE MY DUMB ASS ACCIDENTALLY ATE SOMETHING I WAS ALLERGIC TO BECAUSE IT WAS FREE”
listen buddy, you're staying at an expensive hotel, drinking $16 glasses of bourbon at the bar of an expensive restaurant. stop being cheap and order something off the fucking bar menu. pay for it. tip me accordingly and move the fuck on. thank you.
