#atctisiy

Ulbert Alain Odle: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you're going to die.

Peroroncino: My favorite is explaining the difference between butt dial and booty call.

Bukubukuchagama: It's called connotations.

Hraefn: Try this one on for size: "Forgive me, Father, I have sinned." "Sorry, Daddy, I've been naughty." [Peroroncino Greatly Approves]

Ainz: That depends. How much money are we talking about?

Pandora's Actor: Father?!

Hraefn: Sixty-nine copper-

Ainz: I’ll take the money.

Guardians:

Ainz: [having an aneurysm]

Hraefn: IF YOU'RE NOT STRAIGHT THEN YOU'RE GAY!

Guardians: [clap clap]

Hraefn: IF YOU'RE BI THEN YOU'RE GAY! IF YOU'RE ACE THEN YOU'RE GAY!

Hraefn: IF YOU'RE NOT FUCKING STRAIGHT THEN YOU'RE GAY!