#at 12

I feel like he was either peer pressured by his team to just have somthing with a women or bc he’s a greaser he wanted to be cool and brag by “pulling a older women” . I would hope 🙁

im also pushing my Darry is into men propaganda so if that’s what u think then he just wanted to prove to himself he’s into women.

THEN BUCK HAD IT WITH HIS 14 YEAR OLD COUSIN AT 12

Thor: Once I conspired with Hercules to give Hawkeye what we had dubbed "a double god cheeseburger, only the buns are our asses and your head is the meat, and also we'll be farting"— long terrible name but in our defense we were drunk at the time. We gorged ourselves on the worst foods Midgard had to offer (something from a place called Arby's and a beer made of lite). We cornered him in the locker room after it had been shut down. It was a whole night of raunchy delights. We took turns flipping which ass he had his face into, and broke many a wet and pungent fart.