Sharkside of the Moon (2022) Oh I did it,I fucking did it! I watched the most epic piece of shit of the summer of 2022. Tubi original made by Asylum and guess fucking what everybody? I REALLY LIKED IT! YES I fucking did. It's dumb, the cgi is hilarious and the acting is all off but that's fine. What it doesn't do is stall. No long stretched out talking head moments and the atmosphere is constant. Constantly bad but it doesn't cut to some filler scene in some office to pad the film out. At one momment the cgi will be decent and boom silly again like they didn't give a damn. They are on the moon and they stay on the moon. They fight an army of sharkman mutants and sure they look ridiculous but they fight em and share the screen with the people, hiding nothing. This movie knows it's ridiculous science is so dumb and it proudly shoves it in your face. It gets weirder and weirder and never seems to know it. So it just keeps going until it's full on evil street sharks versus astronauts and everybody is gonna die. Even the very last minute adds to the ridiculous right down the final words being Spoiler "We're fucked". It plays it straight and yet if you're a fan of cheese filled sci fi you can't help but constantly laugh. Maybe it just got me at a good moment but right afterwards I watched Deadly Descent with Adrian Paul in a movie about killer prehistoric sloths on a ski slope and that movie made me want to punch myself in the nuts and jump into a lake. So yeah Sharkside of the Moon was a fun bit of fromage. Two fins up in space.
