#asujuliet

Fuck @julietflorian. I kinda like her enough to keep her alive, but I ain’t about the royal lifestyle of hers. 

My siblings are two of the most incredible people in the whole entire world. For starters, they’re both brilliant -- Mo’s going to invent things that are going to change the world, and Juliet, she has so many stories inside of her head, she can just talk to me and take me to another world almost. And she always remembers to bring me peanut butter and jelly when I’m stressed, too! 

Oh, wow, that’s a tough question -- all of the girls in the kingdom are beautiful, I’d hate to leave anyone out. Not to play favorites, but just a few off the top of my head are:

@malfaerys

My sister, @julietflorian

The stylish @happyevieafter​

My best friend, @eveningstardubois

And last but not least, @thatalexischick

That’s a lot of sandwiches to think about. I hope I’d be peanut butter and jelly; it’s my favorite, and it makes it a priority to blend two things together that you wouldn’t imagine working, but they do. That’s definitely a life motto I want to live by -- making things work, even when you don’t always expect that they will, and I think hopefully I’m off to a good start with that in my reign. 

As for my friends... I think @malfaerys would be something with a little bit of kick to it, like an Italian sub with extra capicola to spice it up. @eveningstardubois would be a fried oyster poboy because I can’t think of those without thinking of her -- lots of flavor, but not quite the expected combination. @happyevieafter would be those dainty cucumber and cream cheese sandwiches they serve at tea parties, because they remind me of her and how she always wants to appear to the outside world, I guess. @julietflorian would also be peanut butter and jelly because she’s my family and she deserves this highest honor, although I personally think that she’d have grape jelly while I’d be strawberry. And I’d keep going, really I would, except I’m getting pretty hungry from all this sandwich talk, and I think I’d need to make myself a PB&J or three before I could keep going.