@cassidystabbington is a hell of a song writer, and I’m not sure what’s got her off of her mopey shit, but I sure do like her better this way. 

@thediegodevil is chill and underrated as hell.

@eddie-delacruz‘s got style. I got style too, can’t help but respect that.

My girl @mayariverax is the total package. If I had to pick one of ‘em to go on tour with someday, she’d for sure be the most fun. 

Ain’t any others that matter that much, least not to me. 

send me three names + a number…

Fuck: No thanks, but someone else can do that with @liamdvbois since he’s my twin’s boyfriend’s producer and he might like... need to stay alive. 

Marry: @gunnarwestergaard‘s my friend and he had a very solid list of reasons why marrying him wouldn’t be the worst.

Kill: @eddie-delacruz, but not really, because I don’t hate you or anything and don’t actually want you to die. 

Portia: You will not believe believe what happened to me. So I met this guy at the bar, we hit it off (obviously, I mean, I'm fabulous) and we go home. Well, come to find out he has a girlfriend, which I expected her to be angry at the fact that he brought me home? But no, she was into it. So the night goes on, we have some wine, flirt a little, do a lot of other fun stuff. Then this morning.

Portia: It was like the girlfriend had completely forgotten what happened and started screeching like a banshee about "how could you do this to me? Don't you care about us?" And obviously I wasn't going to stick around for it so I left before the attention was turned to me.

Maya: HOW is it possible that I posted quite possibly the hottest picture on InstaRoyal AND NOT ONE BOY has liked it? Am I not hot anymore? WHAT IS HAPPENING?!!!

Spider: not that it's any of my business but are you ok? during jam sesh the other day you seemed kind of... elsewhere.