#asuchastity

My answer to that would have to be something like “Robbie Hood is one of the nicest boys that you could’ve possibly named, so thank you! He’s very kind and makes me feel included and double-checks to make sure he doesn’t take the Lord’s name in vain, so I approve of him much more than most any other name, I think. However, since he has about a million and one friends, I’d expect him to spend time with them on that day instead of someone like me who honestly wouldn’t even know what that day’s really supposed to be about. Thank you though for making me smile by sending such a good person’s name my way!”

Hey, that’s a pretty good answer, I dig it. But you counted wrong, I had a million and one friends, now that I know you’ll let me include you, I have one million and two. And about half of them are going to be at Nadia Alvarez’s Valentine’s party, which is a good place for people who don’t want to spend a holiday alone but who aren’t in love with anybody yet. Or maybe some people there are in love, I don’t know their lives. If they are, they’re not with the person they love, though, and that’s even more reason to hang out with them and make sure they have a fun day, don’t you think? It’s basically charity work, which means you have to come, congrats!

Leilani: Is it rude for me to ask if you read any books that aren't religious texts?

Leilani: Gosh, that was probably rude of me, sorry!

Leilani: But since I already asked it... I really AM curious. I love the feeling of getting chills reading a new book and seeing how things come together, but I'd imagine that with religious works it's all sort of the same once you've read one and know how works based off of it should in theory turn out.

Auction Results: Baskets 11-20

Basket Number 11, submitted by @harperofsherwood, was won by @hannaharendelle.

Basket Number 12, submitted by @portiaratigan, was won by @hookedonharriet.

Basket Number 13, submitted by @melodytritonx, was won by an NPC.

Basket Number 14, submitted by @nadiadecordoba, was won by @anthonytremaines.

Basket Number 15, submitted by @caramellavonschweetz, was won by @aliciatriton.

Basket Number 16, submitted by @mayariverax, was won by @lunadealva.

Basket Number 17, submitted by @louiselefou, was won by @squeaky-smee.

Basket Number 18, submitted by @cassieadale, was won by @charliefagin.

Basket Number 19, submitted by @chastityfrollo, was won by @icemasterbents.

Super nice girls who never seemed to quite master how to make the perfect crepe the way that I did. Oh, and scary dad! Not as big scary as my grammy, but um... small scary, at least. 

As long as you’re not taking the name of the Lord in vain, you can say whatever word you’d like, ass included. And maybe? I’ve never been part of a spin hug before. Is it much harder to do than a regular hug? Do I have to do anything?

Uh... if I’m saying it like it’s a cool good thing then that’s still fine, right? As long as it’s not like angry mean mad OH MY GODS? Wait, where do you stand on saying them during sexy times? Nah, you don’t have to do any of the work! Unless you want to spin ME, in which case you should probably start lifting weights. You don’t get carsick, do you?