#astxtic

“What’s good, Sehoneys?As you can see outside my window, it’s raining. It’s wet. That only means onething, your worst fears were confirmed—paintball is off for this week. There’sa different kind of ‘Friday ‘Friend-day’ Fun Time’ planned for this week…” Despitestarting full force with excitement radiating from his large grin, Sehun’sspeech peters off at the end—but only for a handful of seconds to put viewerfocus on the all too familiar mossy Peter Pan hat in his grip, that he then shookteasingly too the camera. Regular viewers will know this as the male’s infamous‘Truth and Dare’ cap—or as he lovingly named it, ‘the hat of my ultimate demise’,home to dozens of questions and dares sent in via Twitter, Facebook andYouTube. But before he could get into explaining how the corner works, a presenceseated to his right was in need of an introduction. “Ah! Some could bewondering who this new face to the channel is... Well, you might know her fromthe kick ass female quintet; ‘Baby Nova’, or you might know her from herYouTube channel—which I am linking both in the description and right here, onthe screen, right now. If you’re unfamiliar, do yourself a favour and click onher link once you finish this video… It’s my pal, Brynn Lee!” He exclaims,fumbling with the hat in his grasp to applaud the female’s appearance on hischannel. “Now… Brynn and I are going to take turns pulling out suggestions fromyou guys out of the hat. It could be a dare, it could be a question we have toanswer, and we only get two vetos just in case anything really ridiculous getspulled out of there—you probably wouldn’t want to dye your hair pink today,would you?” It’s a rhetorical question, but he still turns to Brynn in order togauge a reaction. “Since I’m a gentleman, I’m going to let you go first. Go on,stick your hand in there and don’t peek! Remember to read out who sent it inand from what social media platform!”

            “ People, huh? ”

[ ▸▸ ] –“I– I l… lo…” Trailing off, he swallowed thickly, feigned disbelief washing across his features. “Aishiteru.” 

[ ▸▸ ] –“Let us take a moment to remember that slave is not spelled w-e-n-h-a-n. This is first grade, pretty lady. Get with the times.” 

[ ▸▸ ] –“Paint and primer? We can’t forget shine– you have to pay extra for wax though.” It was then, the demon realized– toenails was not synonymous for car.  

[ ▸▸ ] –“Did you try turning it off and on again?” 

Too easily. And even though trusting someone too easily has ruined his whole fucking life, he still does it. He’s extremely gullible, which..does not help at all. He’d just say he trusts people because that’ll make ‘em have sex with him, but deep down, it’s because he has so little knowledge about everything in life, that he has no other choice but to trust people.

Rabbit: Do you like vegetables?–– Yeah, but I like fruits more.