The Signs as Campaign Cliches
Aries: "Go knock doors"
Taurus: "That's an in-kind"
Gemini: "Everybody does call time"
Cancer: "Teamwork makes the dream work"
Leo: "Can you bring a friend?"
Virgo: "If it's not in VAN, it doesn't exist"
Scorpio: "It's not just a campaign fling"
Sagittarius: "It's just a campaign fling"
Capricorn: "It's not in the budget"
Aquarius: "There will be pizza!"
Pisces: *crying in the campaign office*













