*In Astoria's room, Stori is crying*
Wyn: Hey Stor, why ya so glum, chum?
Stori: Derrick broke up with me. He said I wasn't pretty enough.
Wyn: ...
Later, In the news: This just in, local wizard broiled alive by a teenager on a dragon. Witnesses report the boy shouting "You hurt my sister, dragon piss!"







