Mar 28, 2017
I'm teaching a class tomorrow and I can't stop thinking about gays... How am I gonna look at my class... With a STRAIGHT FACE? (I'M SO PUNNY) (Also it's supposed to say Flash)
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I'm teaching a class tomorrow and I can't stop thinking about gays... How am I gonna look at my class... With a STRAIGHT FACE? (I'M SO PUNNY) (Also it's supposed to say Flash)
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Coworker: hey, you being a girl. Can you help me think of a present for my girlfriend?
(Me internally: astonishing-pryde likes cheeseburgers. I'd probably give her a cheeseburger...)
Me: eeehm... Nailpolish?
Today me and @swanishdynamite made a very adult and responsible purchase.
True love @swanishdynamite 💕
@astonishing-pryde That time we sent powerline rebuses to each other on snapchat (some of these only work if you know both swedish and english though)
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@astonishing-pryde actually, this makes me think we should collect all our banter posts and change us into Kylo Ren and Hux, and imagine them bantering instead. Because imagine the hilarity! It will be so stupid!
Ha! @astonishing-pryde I just realized that every time you call me Kylo Ren you make yourself Hux so ha! Hahaha!
Yo! The guy dressed as a penis commercial thing is norwegian. They beat us this time....
I’m not surprised. I had a feeling I should’ve fact-checked that!
Good job Norway on your strange penis commercial then!