#ass trigger

it goes without saying that all of the SMB princesses are big hot, but i feel like Rosalina has the mommy energy, Peach is the cute, teasy slut, and Daisy is a wallet-draining, simp-breaking bitch~

it’s cheaper than flying too! at least until you start buying porn subscriptions

come on, you can’t tell me you wouldn’t utterly capitulate to an alien queen with a fat butt who’s literally called Lord Dominator, right?

do i ever! i’m a huuuge sucker for Overwatch PMVs in particular, i’d have to say that my top 3 are:

"LUSH LIFE" - Overwatch PMV

a lovely, laid back PMV with Overwatch Goddesses lazily sucking dick and getting screwed in a super casual and fun way

"BOUNCE!" An Overrwatch big ass PMV

ratcheting the intensity up a notch, this PMV is almost exclusively focussed on perfect 3D ass, and the pounding thereof *-* the trashy Iggy Azalea music helps a lot too, gotta love oversexualised pop!

[60FPS] "Handclap" - An Overwatch HMV ft. Mercy [REVISED EDITION] 

finally, a PMV perfect for Mommy Mercy worship! it’s a bit of an odd duck, because i usually like my PMVs with EDM and female vocals, but something about Handclap really works, somehow :3

(WARNING: all of the above PMVs contain examples of penetration. if you’re an anti-penetration only loser, i’d reccomend checking out my Pornhub, where you can find all of my tease-only Overwatch PMVs ;3)