#aspearbarry

RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS: THE THIRD / ACCEPTING!

It’s nice to know stupidity just runs rampant in...

blows a raspberry at

raihan cannot stop thinking about how much the boy looks like a scorbunny. it's uncanny. usually he'd already have walked up and said hello, but the scorbunny similarity... it's astounding...

he isn't sure what this scorbunny-boy is doing-- looks like he's stamping around a berry tree, for some reason? in any case, he manages to snap out of it finally.

Yeah can i get two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

“Sure, kid.” Giratina recites the order to the speaker, floating around to the second window. Shit. She doesn’t have her purse. She’ll just reach in with a tendril, grabbing the bags. What are they going to do, call the police?

“That depends! How old are you?”

    “Uh...” Technically, well over 2,000, but that would probably be a silly answer to most people. Plus, most of those didn’t even really count. They have to count out on their fingers exactly how long they’ve been out of the Dragon Stone. 

AIRHORNS

" Wha’-....??

the dawn and barry have a kid plotline, in a nutshell (aka mel sums up everything she and kris were ranting @ each other earlier today): a possibility? but not 100% confirmed yet, who knows 

probably starts sometime in mid/late 20′s? age 26-28?? aka: both of u are now ridiculously good looking grown-ass adults, this is a problem

dawn: star wars is boring. barry: star wars is awesome!! = guess who causes a dumb, very badly planned distraction so she doesn’t have to watch any more star wars one day when she comes over to hang out

a wild baby appears! dawn’s going to leave it now with barry, and just run off to continue doing all the things she does ( hunt ghosties, work for scientists, solve problems ) and totally just abandon all parental duties 

barry is the best single dad of all time, and works his butt off and loves this child with sO MUCH PASSION it will break ur heart. even brings this bab to the battle tower where he’s working. battles with baby strapped in a baby backpack to his chest. endearing af. I cry

gotta fine dawn for child support, that flaky bastard

she winds up deeding her villa in the resort area over to him. and visits occasionally. for short periods of time. 

when the child is like?? 8? 9? she actually spends a whole year, while rowan has hired her! wroW !! this is insane. having a mom around for so long. and then she takes off again as soon as her contract is up and disappears a while longer. 

finally when the child is like, probably 11-12, and she’s 36? 37? 38?? dawn is all “god, what have I done, there is a child out there who is mine and they are being raised by only their father and what the hell have I been doing all this time”

moves back home and decides she gonna take being a mom Seriously 

Barry Does Not Trust

Dawn has to work REALLY HARD to try to earn trust back, even considers (while holding back vomit) s-settling down