ERASE && REWIND

“I, for one, take great pride in knowing that people find me fuckable. My day has been made.”

“Nah, not really. The entertainment value absolutely outweighs the work it takes.”

“My trump card is telling people they have to kill me if they want their way in whatever it is they’re trying to do. Which is hilarious, especially if they end up just shooting me in the head and I’m still standing. The end result goes about as well as you’d expect.”

“Have you heard the way my mom talks, you stupid fucking fatass?”

“Well- would you look at that.”

“Oh, okay, so I make one post where I say ‘Arceus (derogatory)’, which, MIND YOU, gets a TON OF LIKES, and now I’m on the naughty list. I knew Santa and Arceus were in cahoots. This is bullshit.”

“You know, I feel like it’d be more effective if everyone just jumped on Arceus at the same time, except he could wipe out a good chunk of the pantheon with an Ice Judgement alone. It’s like he made most of us dragon-types for a reason. What the fuck.”

He sleep.

“Hell yeah, I started a movement.”

“Arceus (derogatory)”