#asmrtube

Because I fucking can~

Alden:

🎶Moving right along in search of good vibes and good news, with good bois you can’t lose- this man is my 13th reason 🎶

Mans is a thinker and hubris is gonna be the death of us

“Don’t fuck with me!! I have the power of spite and the main character on my side-!” He says before rushing to meet the divines

I am only staying with this guy for as long as I have a bowl of popcorn on standby

NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE KENNEDYS!!!

Thresh:

🎶MY LONELINESS IS KILLING ME- AND IIIII, I MUST CONFESS I STILL BELIEVE!!! S T I L L B E L E I V E 🎶

🎶WHEN IM NOT WITH YOU I LOSE MY MIND, GIVE ME A SSSIIIIIIGGHNNN-!!!!🎶

🎶SORRY BESTIE- THIS DUDE'S MINE!!🎶

anyways

I am the captain of this simping ship. I give no fucks unless it's with that Orc

Also- fuck you- I want to give him a crown because he is my king

Theo:

I wanna live the adventure time theme song with this man

There are no thoughts in there except that song and the well-being of his MC and I love that in a partner

Fight me but I really want a crossover with Theo and Alden. Yall don't even know how much I would pay to see that- granted I can't afford the Patreon right now but shush

This good boy needs a warm flannel straight from the dryer and a waffle in his hand

Brock:

you little shit-

I- I will never understand how I stuck around long enough for this doof to grow on me

Never in my life would you catch me falling for a jock but anything can happen if you listen to siren ig (and if the mc is in the proximity of moon belles but that's neither here nor there)

All I can say is that I'm happy to hold out to spite of myself