#askvanity2018

Charity: Excited about ask what?

Vanessa: She means yes.

Charity: Hang on, babe, no I don’t.  I don’t remember agreeing to this.  

Vanessa: But you did - the other night, after we’d had that lovely tea and the kids had gone to bed and you and I were on the couch and - 

Charity:  Ohhh right, gotcha.  Well, I’d have said yes to anything at that point, wouldn’t I?  This sounds a bit dodgy, though, babe.  Bit too much like a police interview, if you ask me.

Vanessa: Except you’ll be answering questions honestly, Charity. 

Charity: Excuse me, I think you’ll find I’m one of the most honest people in the village when it comes to telling people what I think.  And how nosy is that, anyway?  Grilling me just for a laugh?

Vanessa: Oh shush, it’ll be fun.  I’ve already made some notes - well, prompts - no - notes…and prompts to help us.

Charity: I can think of a couple of prompts to give you right now.

Vanessa: And I’ve also got a lovely recipe for homemade lasagne that I can share if we get desperate.

Charity: If, she says.

Vanessa: Charity…