#askthemmobs

Although enders use same alphabets as humans(Minecraftians), the pronunciation of each letters (and the overall language system) are all different. enders use two different accent marks to indicate some pronunciation that doesn’t exist in human language, so any letters with accent marks are probably not suitable for human tongue. 

Some humans have commented that Enderspeak sounds similar to back-masked Minecraftian.

Sample text written in Ender language. Humans who are not familiar with Enderspeak would think of it as a keyboard mash, and even with those who are able to decode Enderspeak won’t be able to actually read it. 

(Have in mind that what the ender said is the translated words, not how the sentence exactly sounds like.) 

Similar thing happens when an ender sees Minecraftian sentence. The ender would accept it as complete nonsense. 

This Herobrine - 

Is a vegetarian

He doesn’t need to eat, so he’s just doing it for fun

what he normally eats: Apples, watermelons, potato(raw or baked), carrot, bread, cookies, mushroom stew

what he can eat, but usually wouldn’t: Pumpkin pie, cake

what he would never eat: anything else

Is shorter than Steve 

Hero: 6′1″, Steve 6′2″

Has really sharp fingernails

maybe it’s more like claws at this point

It’s his secondary weapon: will give poison II + wither effect when he scratches your face

... and really sharp fangs

like a vampire (obviously he doesn’t drink blood)

Has no D

it is explained better in this post

Likes to bathe in lava

with his obsidian ducky

also likes to sing random songs while taking a bath/shower

Likes to crack bad puns

Jeb hates them; and that’s more than enough motivation to him

humans also seem to hate them so that’s a bonus

Likes to drink

also likes to get drunk

vodka is his favorite

Jeb also hates him drinking so there’s more reason to

Used to sing

Unfortunately he doesn’t do it nowadays

he’s pretty good at it tho

Does not like cold

Technically he can still survive under -273c  condition but geez why would he ever do that

Doesn’t like cold biomes/snow/getting rained on/ice bath etc

Does not like using tools/weapons

for some weird reason, he thinks using tools is a humiliating thing to do

would rather use his “Brine-Magic” and whatnot

does not know how to use sword/bow

Absolutely despises human technology

same reason why he wouldn’t use tools

anything that comes from mods (minefactory, thermal expansion etc) is his priority target

Would kindly like to flip a double-bird at Jeb

because Notch isn’t there anymore (besides, Notch’s like his father so it’s kind of rude to do it no matter how douchy he thinks Notch is)

Jeb is the god who watches over humankind, and their welfare and growth is his first priority - Which directly clashes with Herobrine’s purpose of watching over nature, Mobkind and their welfare in general

Also, Jeb is the one who regularly executes *Removed Herobrine* procedure (forcefully grounds Herobrine at Nether for a week or so)

Has Thalassophobia

to be more precise, he hates the feeling of drifting alone aimlessly in vast space of darkness.... and being under the deep sea is the closest thing to his nightmare

This is because [REDACTED]. further explanation will be added when the time is right

also he doesn’t like getting wet all that much

Is a partial shapeshifter (focus on the world “partial”)

can adjust certain body features like muscle tone, hair length, chubbiness, skin tone etc (somewhat like a sims character)

can even shapeshift into exact genderbend version of himself

but won’t be able to completely change into someone else/other entity

Super lightweight

about as same as a piece of brick

one of the reason why he wouldn’t take fall damage

Super flexibility

like an acrobat

also likes to pull acrobatic stunts for fun

Is virtually an immortal

which might sound too generic given that this is a Herobrine

As long as Minecraftia exists, so does he

only way to actually kill him is to elliminate every single lifeform within Minecraftia from X: -29,999,999, Y: -29,999,999  to  X: 29,999,999, Y: 29,999,999

it would be a better choice to neutralize him by putting him in a coma (which might be fairly easy when given the right chance)

some more will be added or some really dumb things will be deleted in the future