#asktheholmes

Well, onto the "ask"; what is on the schedule this week? How is John? Rosie? Eurus, have you composed anything recently?

Hm, perhaps this should have been multiple asks ... Nevermind now, I've written it.

-nubs -sherlock

John: They've all gone insane. I thought the lockdown was bad.

Eurus: Is it insanity to protest against injustice?

Sherlock: I think he means when you pushed the policeman down the bridge.

Eurus: I didn't think he knew how to swim.

John: I'm all for condemning the government, but that could have killed him.

John: I mean this is private information and-

Eurus: John, I rarely agree with my brother but the internet indeed needs to know this.

Sherlock: You're a day late

John: MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Sherlock: No. My siblings would not approve.

John: But you're going to do this anyway?

Eurus: Oh actually it's-

Sherlock: NO

Mycroft: NO

Eurus: It's-

Eurus: Of course we did. What sort of question is that?!

Sherlock: Mummy and Eurus have a... tradition.

Mycroft: It's only enjoyable to them. I assure you.

Eurus: Then why do you go along with it?

Sherlock: I suppose it's because he's scared of Mummy.

Mycroft: I remeber you wearing the jumper too.

Eurus: *chockes* What?!

Sherlock: *laughing* And you had the audacity to get on my back?

Mycroft: I am sorry but who are you speaking of?

Eurus: Oh this is gold.