#askthefourlords

Alcina Dimitrescu: *Barricaded in her room* I'm hiding from my fellow Lesbians, I fear they'll dogpile and suffocate me this delightful Pride Month. *Shudders*

Bela Dimitrescu: *Waves a Pride Flag* Happy Pride, humans!

Cassandra Dimitrescu: *Waves around a severed arm, the hand limp* Happy Pride, humans! *Little does she know this makes her more attractive to some of you*

Alcina Dimitrescu: Do you want us to what?! make gay wine?! Or be gayer? Because that one would be impossible.

Donna Beneviento: Do you want me to what, make gay dolls? What? *Agatha, her newest, very gay in her headcanon doll sits casually in the corner*

Karl Heisenberg: Do you want me to what, make gay Soldaten? What?

( censoring in case anybody’s sensitive to that sorta stuff )

Alcina Dimitrescu: You know, during my days with the Pallboys I sampled some of the finest cocaine the world has to offer, but I came to the conclusion wine is a far better intoxicant. I trust you will too eventually.

Donna Beneviento: *Holds an Angie screaming about "Cocaina" down desperately*

Karl Heisenberg: I'm down to rail some lines with you if that's what you're offering.

Is everything okay down there orrr

Alcina Dimitrescu: If I was a commoner I'd be crying too.

Donna Beneviento: They should just get used to crying *pause* I have over these years...

PS: i offer free cuddles🥰💞

Alcina Dimitrescu: Not quite, I have my sweet daughters to give me affection, my Daniela is especially physical with her affection. Though in regard to the romantic variety, quite.

Donna Beneviento: *Nods her head violently, not to the cuddles, it's just she's SO touch-starved*

Karl Heisenberg: Yeah, *Vulnerability break* I want someone to actually care about me almost as much as I want to kill that whore Mirander *Over*, but I've still got my friends Jack and Tito to keep me company. (Jack Daniels whiskey and Tito's Vodka)

Salvatore Moreau: *He does something resembling a head shake* Ylou have noooo idlea... *vague, self-pitying laugh* heh, hlul, heh.

Alcina Dimitrescu: I know.

Donna Beneviento: *Blushes under the veil*

Karl Heisenberg: *Flips you off*