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Do you know nothing about history? That’s how we got the zombie apocalypse. I don’t have time for another world-ending pandemic today: too much money to be made.

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Mr. Once-ler is pleased that you see his point of view and are allowing Thneed Inc. to keep biggering its corporate size. If you need assistance with paperwork and such matters, I am happy to assist you.

Why thank you my dear; it is always a pleasure doing business with those who understand business.

#and not those confused liberal snowflakes #asktheconservativelorax

Which candidate are you backing in this year's thneedville mayoral election?

Whichever one makes it worth my while, if you know what I mean.

#I don't come cheap #but my services are very valuable #asktheconservativelorax