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Spying a particular gentleman at a table I walk over to him and lean over his shoulder. “Now now, what do we ‘ave ‘ere?” I purr into his ear, a sultry grin on my face. “You look quite dashing, monsieur~” With a hand I rub his back slowly, and begin to let it slide down.

Said gentleman is a Lucario, who turns to me with a gaze filled with shock. His presumed friends sitting with him also give me a look that I can safely assume is mixture between surprise and envy. “E-Excuse me?~” He stutters.

I blink, my face twisting into surprise. “Oh!” I exclaim, pulling my hand back. “I am very sorry, monsieur! I tought you were someone else!”

With that I quickly hurry towards the bar, my face twisting into a satisfied smirk.

Little did the Lucario know that while I was ‘feeling’ him, I actually reached into the pocket of his coat and skillfully pulled out an exceptional amount of bills from his wallet. I never mistook him for anyone, I simply found him to be my latest victim to my pickpocketing~

I lean against the bar counter and place down my ‘hard-won’ earnings. “Geeve me your strongest stuff in your beegest glass!” I exclaim confidently, in which the bartender eyes me curiously but nods all the same.

What? You expect me to pay for drinks with my OWN money? HA! Even as a member of the GoT, I’m still a pirate~

And my pickpocketing is the reason why I’ve been banned from all pubs in Goldenspire. Because even though they had no hard proof on me to get me arrested, they knew well enough that I was trouble and thus barred me from entering their establishments.

But that doesn’t matter, since there’s plenty of other pubs in Evolutia~

The bartender places a giant glass on the counter and takes a few bills from the ‘pile’ I’ve placed. I give him a thankful nod and pick up the glass, with smacking lips I bring it to my mouth-

-only for someone to start talking to me in an excited manner before I could even start drinking.

I look over to her with an annoyed expression, but said expression quickly made way for one of confusion. The Pokemon in question wasn’t quite what they seemed, since at first she was one Pokemon due to the clothing she’s wearing…but in reality she’s actually a very unusual Mimikyu.

Eventually I end up giving her a playful smile. “Ohh I am defeeneetely a pirate~” I hum before taking a giant swig from the glass, I let the strong liquor pour into my mouth and down my throat with a satisfying burn. I pull back with a moan of delight, my tongue quickly wiping away any traces from my lips.

Rum, and good stuff too~

I look back at her, my smile turning into a full-blown grin. “I am not too sure on ‘ow you know about me being weeth te Guardians of Twilight, but I see no shame een not telling you my reasons ‘owever.” I take another big gulp from my glass, enjoying the flavor before continuing.

“Before I joined te Guardians of Twilight, I was part of a pirate crew~” I chuckle. “Sailing and peellaging oter sheeps, no one was safe when we were near!” My smile starts to wane. “‘owever…eventually the various countries ‘ad enough of us and began to hunt us down, the sheeps soon eencreased een numbers to the point where we could no longer fight tem…” I let out a sigh. “…so we deesbanded and fled, so tat tey could not capture us.”

I turn and rest my back against the bar counter, crossing one leg over another. “I stumbled across te Guardians of Twilight, and tey offered me asylum een exchange for my serveece.” I take another sip of my drink. “Even tough I am now doing something tat is more ‘lawful’, I am and weell forever be a pirate!” With that I tip the glass into my mouth and drink the rest of the rum in one go, which was still half a glass.

With it empty I slam it onto the bar counter with a loud thunk, a victorious grin on my face. “When tey ‘ave forgotten about me, I shall start sailing te seas once more! To strike fear eento the ‘earts of many!” I start laughing. “But unteel ten, I shall rescue people from monsters…” I glance around for a moment before looking back at her, and give her a playful wink. “…and peeckpocket te unexpecting~”

“Hey! Where’s my money!” I hear the Lucario shout, who stands up from his chair and looks around with clear anger on his face.

I turn to the bartender. “I would like anoter please!” I ask, in which they give me an uncertain nod before taking my empty glass from the counter.

Looking back at the Mimikyu I grin confidently. “So, does tat sateesfy your curioseety, my decepteevely girl? Or ees tere more to ta pirate’s life tat you wish to know~?”

The bartender places another glass on the counter, in which they take several more bills from the pile laying on the wood. I glance at the glass and then at the Mimikyu, in which a sly smile works its way onto my face.