#asksaps

Ooooohhh neat neat neat. Man what a question to kick off my newfound god complex, it’s great. I think it would be kind of a lot like The Good Place. Like there’s a whole world of general goodness but you have your own property of that universe that is specifically catered to your ideal paradise. And it can change however you want it. I mean, sunny beaches forever doesn’t sound that fun so maybe a few hundred years at the beach then in a quiet little town house or something. It’s pretty fluid. Now the “bad” people question is super tricky because I don’t really believe in capital punishment. I mean, that’s basically what hell is like you’re getting punished but to learn what lesson? Punishment is supposed to be a correcting force, ya know? And even then I feel like God should know before anyone that positive reinforcement is better than capital punishment. However, obviously, there are exceptions as there always is. Some really fucked up people have existed and will always exist. I feel like, say, serial killers and the like kind of give up their humanity when they do that kind of shit. So maybe there’s some celestial, amazing process to rehabilitating or regenerating humanity for those cases. Like there’s a giant afterlife psychiatric hospital where they go and are basically stripped down to nothing to powerwash the evil out. I mean, if time is a straight line and once everything’s over, it’s over then this wouldn’t really make sense and neither would an afterlife. So I think I believe that time is more complex than we imagine it to be. If anything it’s at least cyclical. So we keep going over and over again making tiny details change to create different universes after either enjoying our time in paradise for our reward of doing good with the life that go around or going through a soul rehabilitation and restructuring. I also think the rehab process would take way longer than one universe’s lifetime too. Like they may stay in there for a reality or two until they’re deemed fit to reenter the human race. Maybe they start small like as different animals or something and if they can handle that they get to be Human next time. And maybe they have to spend that probationary period as a dog. Like no matter what universe it is, there’s something about a soul staying in the form of a dog for so long that it just helps cleanse their soul even further. Who knows. That’s more of a fun little side note then what I actually might believe. And like “angels” take shifts every reality. Like this reality Jacob gets to be an angel and sit out on this Human Race to help out in paradise. And when someone dies they get to regain all the memories of their past realities and it’s like coming home after a long vacation. And maybe eventually the rehab facility gets down to little or no “bad” souls and there’s the first shining reality with no evil and it gets a plaque put up or something I don’t know. 

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some pretty asks✨

angel; is there anyone you’d do anything for?

I don’t know about anything but there are people I would do almost anything for.

galaxy; what fascinates you?

A bunch of stuff, man. How people think, how our bodies work, how ice always forms in structures with multiples of six sides, how music works. I’m easily impressed with the universe, my man.

melody; favorite artists?

Ummm I like a bunch of artists, both musically and like with imagery art. I like the Front Bottoms, Jack Stauber, Arctic Monkeys, Jack Johnson, Joji, Laura Marling, Dodie, Tessa Violet, Neutral Milk Hotel, Oliver Tree, Phil Collins, Post Malone, Yellow Ostrich for music. I like a fuckton of like imagery artists and they’re all on Instagram besides Monet or Van Gogh. I like rabbitfears, mattgordon_paintings, borisgroh, toothy.bj, faunwood, ohnonatalie, mrmtacchia, missmonstermel, samanthamashillustration, lucyknisley, drydenart, babezord, cyarine, perryfellow, teaganwh, petemohrbacher. 

silk; what outfit makes you feel confident?

I don’t really have one I guess. I like wearing this burgundy, soft, long sleeve button up with my black pants I guess. I also like wearing my blazer/hoodie combo coat thing. Makes me feel pretty cool yo. Also my alien hat always helps.

rose; favorite flower?

I really like the lotus flower.

sun; favorite season

Autumn

film; favorite movie/tv show?

Don’t do this to me. Movies: Secret Life of Walter Mitty, Speed Racer, Blair Witch Project, and honestly so many more I can’t answer. TV Show: Parks and Rec, Office, Black Mirror, Explained, and so many more honestly.

gorgeous; what do you like in a person?

Humor, understanding, smart, someone that’ll kinda snap me out of it when I’m too focused on something stupid, independent, aannnddd it doesn’t hurt to have a similar sex drive I’mjustsaying.

diamond; favorite color?

I like dark reds, blues, greys, and sooometimes dark greens.

infatuation; first crush?

My first crush was this girl in preschool who was older than me and never talked to me. I think her named started with like a K or a C?

dream; how long do you sleep on average?

Oh buddy, not enough

brilliant; what celebrity do people say you look like?

Well when I was younger my girlfriend at the time always said I looked like Michael Cera but now no one really says who I look like because I kinda outgrew that look.

perfume; favorite scent?

Oh dude, who knows. Fresh cut wood, food cooking, my soap, wax, probably more.

fleece; have any pets?

I have one cat whose name is Spoopy and I love her. I have one dog whose name is Dusty and he is old and I love him. There’s another dog named Piggy but he’s my sister’s and he can be kind of an ass.

pigment; what color is your hair naturally? if you could dye it any color which one would you choose?

My hair is naturally a dirty blonde. I would dye it like a white or silver. That’d be cool.

charcoal; do you have a good relationship with your parents?

Honestly, not really. My mom is super judgy and we’re always kind of tense around each other. Dad is just kind of awkward to be around and I’m always wanting to be in his good favor. I love them both but they can be super dramatic  soooooooo that’s where I get that from.

ocean; do you take a yearly vacation?

Nahh we used to but ya know, money is a thing. That is needed. That we don’t have.

murky; biggest fear?

Man, I don’t know. Everyone is kind of scared of death. Maybe that I’ll stop changing and growing. That I’ll end up like my parents and always push people away to end up alone. Or really anything like my parents. Maybe that I’ll never figure my shit out. Just typical stuff really.

devotion; are you taken?

The aliens take me every night to chill in there ship where I cry on their shoulders and they pat my back and give me hot chocolate before I introduce them to some Earth movies on their space couch in their space living room in their space ship.

lingerie; what do you wear to bed?

Yes. Lingerie. Only the finest ratty, hole filled shirts and pants. I literally have a giant whole in my crotch that lets in the worst breeze but I can’t be bothered to sew it up properly and also I’m tired.

daydream; best memory?

Really any memory of hanging out with friends or someone I really care about doing fun stuff. Like old parties or adventures or more intimate stuff.

joy; best feeling you’ve ever experienced?

Dude I have no fucking clue. Maybe like getting a really cool or specific gift for my birthday. Or people actually thinking to reach out to me to invite me to stuff or just talk. That feels pretty good to be honest. 

masque; what’s your skincare routine?

All I do is wash my face with warm water and soap in the shower and everything’s been ok for me so far.

valentine; best gift you’ve ever received?

I don’t think I’ve ever really received a Valentine’s gift besides maybe some candy in high school. That’s all I can really remember. 

parchment; favorite book?

Right now it’s either All the Bright Places or The Good Inn. I haven’t really had the time to read any other books lately so it hasn’t changed much over the years. But it’s probably The Good Inn.

garden; do you have a garden? plants?

I do have a few little succulents I take care of. I have a cactus and a succulent I adopted from my sister when she left them to die. My fuzzy succulent was a birthday gift, my sedum was a stolen treasure, and I bought my aloe from Walmart.

oasis; dream destination?

I’d really love to go to Santorini, Greece or Iceland or Quebec, Canada. Or any of the ancient Greek places. Quebec, Canada has this Winter Festival I’d love to see.

sense; best subject? favorite subject?

I’m not particularly great at any subject besides maybe music? Maybe? I do like music.

footprints; do you want kids?

Ehhh I don’t know. If I do have any I kind of just want one.

rainbow; what’s your sexuality?

Eyyyy yoooo I’m a bi guy, my dude

sweater; do you prefer loose or baggy clothes?

I guess just loose? I don’t want it to be super baggy unless it’s like a sweater or something like that. But I also don’t want it to be super tight. So yeah just loose.

nail laquer; punk or pastel?

Both, bitch

1975; if you could time travel to any time period, what would it be and why?

God, I dunno. I’m a white male so really I’d be doing great in any time besides maybe like the War World II era because of my Jew-ness. The Industrial Revolution would be pretty cool. Or the Bronze Age.

tattoos; do you have/want and tattoos and piercings?

🌼🌿botanical asks🌻🌙

jasmine; what mythical creature do you wish actually existed?

That’s kind of tough, man. I dunno I think it’d be really cool if like dryads, nymphs, and satyrs existed. So all this knocking on wood might actually work. Plus it’d just be super cool to hang out with a river or tree person.

lavender; soundcloud or vinyls?

Vinyls, my man.

primrose; what book does everyone right now need to read?

To be honest, I haven’t been reading a lot lately but I think a good book to read is The Good Inn written by Black Francis (of the Pixies) and Josh Frank. It’s about the beginning of porn in France and this surreal journey of a wounded soldier. It’s one of my favorite books and I think everyone should attempt to read it.

lunar mist; do you like wearing other people’s shirts/jackets?

It depends really. I can be kinda germaphobic so I don’t want someone’s sweat stained jacket or shirt or whatever unless I really know them. Funnily enough, I’m fine with shoes. I buy thrift store shoes all the time.

bird of paradise; what was the best thing that happened to you this month?

This month? I don’t really know. It’s about half way in. It did snow a very little bit the other day and that’s a miracle around these parts so that was cool. I get to wear my big coat now and that’s awesome. Honestly, I can’t really think of anything specific. It’s been pretty shit lately, if I’m being truthful. 

gardenia; what’s a promise you’ve recently made to yourself?

I think my most recent promise is that I’m going to really try and not fail my finals.

lion’s fairytale; would you rather be the sky, the ocean or the forests?

This tricky. I love all three. The forest has all those animals and dark places and plants and there’s always so many little details that you could stop and look at forever. The ocean has a plethora of life and plenty of dark, mysterious places to wonder about but it can be scary and overwhelming. The sky is so open and big with these amazing views of basically everything. The forest and the ocean stay still but the sky covers everything and it’s always changing. Plus when I think of the sky I think of wind and that’s of the first things you think about when you think of freedom. Damn man. It’s either the forest or the sky. Probably the sky. But the forest is a very close second. 

whirling butterflies; would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

Yes. Yes yes.

marmalade skies; do you plan your outfits?

Not really? I mean, I put some thought into them but I don’t like plan the week’s clothes or anything. It’s just whatever I’m feeling that morning.

apricot drift; how do you feel right now?

I dunno. Kind of lost and a little hopeless. Stuff is weird right now and I can never really pin down what I’m feeling or what kind of person I actually am. One of those crisis times, I guess. But like still in the middle of it, I have good times so I guess it’s just normal?

everlasting daisy; what’s the last dream you remember having?

I think I was talking to people I used to be close to and a being super spaced out while driving in LA and having a bad car wreck. And then I make myself wakeup because I didn’t like the dream anymore.

queen’s cup; what are you craving right now?

Always a sucker for gummies. Maybe some Asian food. Always some of that good shit. You know, love and affection.

lavender dream; turn ons/offs?

Turn on: sense of humor (probably a little dark), musical talent is pretty cool, acceptance, affectionate, chill but also fun, open mindedness, probably a bunch of other stuff that I’ll only be able to think of later 

Turn off: inability/refusal to change, close mindedness, dramatic (I am dramatic enough for 2 people on my own), willful ignorance, probably a bunch of other shit

water lilly; when was the last time you cried? why?

I think the last time I really cried was after getting drunk at the wrong time and waking up still kind of drunk and just feeling Bad™. I thought I was just super tired but then I broke down and cried for like 30 minutes. 

lily of the valley; did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize?

I don’t really know. Maybe? 

winterberry; do you bite or lick your ice cream?

Both. I lick a few times and then I bite. Don’t @ me

honey perfume; favorite movie ever?

FUCK I really don’t know. I actually really really like the Speed Racer movie. It always gives me a lot of emotions even if it is dumb and corny. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty was really good too. I like The Blair Witch Project, Hereditary, Scott Pilgrim. I dunno, I guess my favorite movie is still Speed Racer. Maybe. 

desert rose; do you like yourself?

Eh.

snapdragon; have you ever met or seen in person a celebrity?

I once met Jeff Foxworthy in a restaurant in Atlanta, Georgia. I also made eye contact with Rick Bragg in a CVS in my hometown.

night owl; how many countries have you visited?

Just the USA, bud.

heliotrope; have you ever been in a castle?

I actually don’t know. I have a vague memory of my dad maybe taking me to one? Maybe?

creams and sky; what’s the craziest/bravest thing you’ve done?

I did a lot of stupid stuff in my old Bug  back in high school. I once went spelunking in just my pants with no shoes or socks or anything. Just my pants, my pack, my headlamp, and a smile. There were bats.

lantana; what’s on your mind right now?

Well I mean, now I’m thinking about that video I took while I was down there and the possibility of having rabies which is a phobia of mine. But I guess lately I’ve been thinking about how I interact with people and what my relationships are really like and which ones I actually value and stuff. 

pumpkin patch; what’s your zodiac sign?

Libruh.

tulip; name 5 facts about yourself.

I’m scared of rabbits, my first car was my dream car (classic Volkswagen Beetle), I really like coats and jackets and hats, I’m named after my dad and my granddad, and I play a bunch of different instruments. I’m probably best at trumpet, ukulele, and bass. 

daphne; do you believe in karma?

I don’t really know. Maybe? I feel like things have a way of working themselves out and returning to equilibrium. So yeah maybe.

queen of the meadow; ever been in love?

Yes.

wisteria; whom do you admire and why?

I don’t really know. I don’t really think about it that much. I admire a few people for how far they’ve come and how strong they are. I guess I’m moreso proud than I am in admiration.

angel’s face; what was your favorite bedtime story as a child?

I don’t really remember any bedtime story being read to me. I know my dad used to come over and read stories to us before bed but no specific one stands out to me. 

remember me; did you make someone laugh today?

I did make a few people laugh while we were playing this quick version of D&D. It was fun.

iris; do you believe in ghosts?

Ehhhhh I dunno. I think I definitely could be open to the idea but I haven’t seen enough information to completely convince me. And it’s not really a logical thing like aliens. Aliens definitely exist. 

lilac; if you could go back in time which time period would you visit?

Without any negative implications like disease spreading or like stepping on a butterfly and causing World War III? I’d probably like to go back to maybe the industrial age. When things really started modernizing and technology was really getting started.

caramel kisses; would you want to live forever? why/why not?

Pure animal instinct and fear says yes because death is bad, right? But I really don’t think I’d want to. Maybe I’d like a healthy extended lifetime for a while but not forever. It’d get super lonely and depressing very quickly. But I think it’d be cool to be  a few hundred years old. 

primula; what makes you sad?

YIKES dude fucking anything makes me sad. Thinking about past shit, thinking about future shit, present shit. Racism makes me sad. Abused animals makes me sad. Throwing my goddAMN EGG ALL OVER THE KITCHEN FLOOR AND MYSELF MAKES ME SAD.

rain lily; was today typical? why/why not?

Today was way more chill uneventful than normal. I didn’t have class so I was free all day.

queen anne’s lace; who do you trust the most?

Probably Kaitlyn.

lady’s slipper; what did you have for breakfast today?

I didn’t eat until like lunch time so I had fried chicken, biscuits, and stir fry.

forget me not; do you have any regrets looking back in your life?

OH boY Do I. I have a bunch, my dude. A BUncH. They make me Sad.

lunaria; what’s your favorite fictional universe?

Damn. Adventure Time has a really nice universe. But my all time favorite game is Jak and Daxter so it’d be really cool to live in that universe. 

violet; favorite tv show?

Black Mirror? Doctor Who? Adventure Time? Over the Garden Wall? The Office? Parks and Rec? One Punch Man? Dude there’s too fucking many. Maybe Adventure Time because of the wholesomeness and the great stories. 

sunflower; share a favorite quote.

Emily Dickinson is always good. “Forever is composed of nows.” or

 “They might not need me; but they might. I’ll let my head be just in sight; a smile as small as mine might be precisely their necessity.” or 

“Dogs are better than people because they know but do not tell.” 

snowdrop; what does your ideal day look like?

Flexible, fun plans. Windy and cold with some cloud coverage. Good people to hang out with. Maybe movies at the end. A sleepover with pajamas and popcorn and taking dumb quizzes. Maybe playing video games. No work or anything.

tiger lily; do you have any hobbies?

I play a few instruments and I play video games. I build stuff out of bits of other stuff. I like to fix things when I can.

peony; share a small random book passage that means something to you.

Damn I wish I had my books with me. They’re all packed up right now. I really wish I had The Good Inn with me because it has some lines in it. Just go read it, it’s short and cheap. 

tea rose; what’s something you always wanted to do but were too scared?

I actually kind of just did something I’ve been scared to do but I was just a haircut so it’s not like a giant thing. I’ve wanted to see what I’d look like with a mess mohawk or fohawk or whatever for a while and recently I cut my hair and it looks kind of cool actually.

honeysuckle; do you usually date people your age or older/younger?

I don’t have a preference but out of the five people I’ve been with, only two have been older than me. And there’s only ever been like a year’s difference so it’s not that big a deal.

sweet pea; who means the world to you? why? 

Basically all of my immediate family. Because they’re cool and supportive. Besides my mom but OH wELL

love in the mist; best books you’ve ever read?

The Good Inn, All the Bright Places, Percy Jackson Series. I really need to read more. I just haven’t had the time. 

foxglove; who is your favorite cartoon character?

FUCK. I really don’t know. I like Jake from Adventure Time. Or B-MO. Or Marceline. I also like Greg from OTGW. Dude there’s too many you can’t do this to me. 

magnolia; coffee or tea?

Decaf coffee

crown imperial; would you rather be extremely rich or extremely loved?

Extremely loved. Not that it would be an easy choice cause goddamn, having fucking money would be nice.

snowflake; are you a dog or a cat person?

Both, why should I have to choose

bell flower; what is your biggest addiction?

Hm. Maybe nostalgia? Gummies? It could easily be anything my family is has the tendency to be addicted to shit.

cosmos; do you ever think about the galaxy?

All the time, man. Space is big and scary and amazing. Gives me a terror boner. 

moonflower; what’s your favorite color?

Darker blues, browns, maroon/burgundy. I like neutral stuff.

freesia; do you have a good relationship with your parents and siblings? why/why not?

I have a pretty good relationship with my siblings I’d say. My relationship with my dad is kind of distant but it not really bad. Things with my mom have been dicey as hell for a lot of reasons. Basically she can’t accept change and blames a lot of shit on me and maybe just hates me? For being me? Dunno. 

sundrop; are you a morning or a night person?

Night person.

poppy; have you ever dealt with a mental illness?

All the time. And not even just me. With a bunch of different people’s.

clover; how would your friends describe you?

You have to have friends first. But I’d like to think funny, maybe spacey. I get the feeling everyone just thinks I’m sad? Or something? Maybe it’s just me being paranoid but I feel like people always give me these looks. I dunno, I’m dumb and tired. Maybe dramatic? 

dandelion; do you consider yourself and extrovert or an introvert?

Introvert

lilly; what’s something you love watching/reading but you are too embarrassed to admit you do?

Probably the whole Speed Racer thing. It’s a pretty movie and I like it fucking eat me.

anemone; describe yourself in 3 words.

Dumb, dumb, and dumber. Tired, tall, and ticked. Empathetic, gullible,(yet somehow also cold and cautious), and frustrated.

lotus; best memory as a child?

I remember going to the drive in with my dad and my sisters and I went to the tall grass in front of the screen where my dad told me not to go because it was summer and snakes. I found a articulated Spider-Man hand and it was my favorite thing for a while until I lost it. That’s probably not my best memory but it is the best one I can think of right now. 

angelonia; what is your eye and hair color?

My eye color is like a greenish blue? My hair is a dirty blond.

dahlia; do you like crystals?

Crystals are really pretty and cool. It’s cool how they formed and they look really really pretty.

buttercup; if you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?

Capitalism? Racism? Social class? Maybe make a national holiday out of digging the most interesting things out of the ground? It’s like a fair type thing. You document yourself digging it up and then you bring it to the fair to be judged. There’s prizes and it if you find some like amazing archaeological thing then you also get that recognition. 

baby’s breath; what’s your hogwarts house?

Slytherin, boi

calendula; biggest pet peeve?

Don’t willfully be ignorant. Don’t say something’s bad just because you don’t have the balls to grow as a person. Don’t assume you’re above rules. Don’t snatch gummies out of my bag without asking because even if you ask I will be extremely hesitant to let you have any even if we have been married for 30 years.

blanker flower; would you rather go to a cocktail party with your best friends or stay home and read a book/watch a movie with your pet?

Damn. I think I’d rather stay home with my friends and pet. So both? But no party? If I have to choose between the two I’ll probably go with party because I want to engage with them and not be a home body. But I will wear out quickly.

blazing star; share a secret.

Dude what. I don’t know. I pick my nose, I guess. But I always wipe it on a tissue and wash my hands afterwards. I just don’t like blowing my nose and I feel like fingers were made to dig them bitches out.

carnation; would you rather live longer or happier?

Happier. I mean what the fuck is the point of a long unhappy life?

petunia; who’s story is your biggest inspiration in life? why?

I have no fucking clue, dude. I don’t really look up to anyone. 

bluebell; do you wear glasses?

Nah I have pretty good eyesight.

nymphea; forest or river?

Both. A river in a forest. 

orchid; do you like exercise?

It depends on the exercise. I like swimming, biking, and skateboarding.

and fukin

pansy; do you like poetry?

Yes

morning glory; any special talent that you have

Nahhh you got it

astrology asks!!

pisces: do you have strange dreams?

I think they’re pretty tame compared to what I’ve heard other people dream. But they can still get pretty weird.

aquarius: do you consider yourself to be rebellious and why?

Nah not really. Up to a certain point. Because I generally hate causing waves and I know trying to fight my mother is just going to end the same way every time so there’s just no point.

capricorn: what did you want to be when you when you were a kid? 

I was the stereotypical little boy that wanted to be an astronaut. I wanted to be the first man on Mars.

sagittarius: do you enjoy travelling?

I think it’s really cool. I like seeing new places and imagining living there.

scorpio: what’s your latest obsession?

I don’t really know. I’ve felt pretty tuned out lately. I guess I’ve gotten back into Minecraft a lot lately but I wouldn’t call it an obsession. 

libra: what’s your fashion sense like?

Even though I try my best not to, I dress like my dad. Summer is just not my season. I look better in the Winter. But generally I guess my fashion sense is pretty laid back, comfy-but-stylish, like slightly grunge hipster?? I dunno, man.

virgo: what is your biggest pet peeve?

Fuck if I know. I get annoyed by a lot of things. Maybe talking during a movie. Especially if you haven’t seen it before and you try to ask me questions about it later. Like just pay attention, man. Or maybe asking questions that they know are going to spoil the whole movie before we get to that scene.

leo: what was your first thought when you looked in the mirror this morning?

Dear god

cancer: what was the last movie that made you cry?

Coco, I think. It’s so good.

gemini: do you make friends easily?

Eh, not really. I’m super awkward with new people.

taurus: what’s your favourite comfort food?

Gummi candy, son

aries: what was the last argument that you won?

Dude, I don’t know. I don’t get into a lot of arguments.

sun: describe yourself in 3 words.

Tired, frustrated, and friendly

moon: what does your room look like?

Right now it’s pretty messy but I like it being clean. There’s just been too much going on lately to try and do anything in my house. It’s a small room but it’s not bad.

rising: what do you like the most about the way you look?

I dunno. Maybe my shoes? My taste in jackets? Body wise, I guess I like my mouth?? I dunno I’ve got issues with everything.

mercury: what languages do you speak?

Only English cause I’m a basic bitch. I tried learning French though.

venus: what is your type?

Like physically or personality wise? I find all kinds of people attractive but I guess I do have a kind of fondness for dark eyes and dark hair. But with bright eyes, if that makes sense. Like there’s a light. Personality wise, you’ve got to be super patient with me and have kind of a darker sense of humor. I like people that are still pretty independent. Playful. Pushes me a little and can put up with my shit cause I’m kind of a handful.

mars: what is sex with you like?

I think it’s ok. I’m still generally inexperienced but I don’t think it’s terrible. I try my best and I’m always open to criticism and new things. I’m pretty flexible style wise. Not physically tho. Sooo I think it’s not amazing but it’s still pretty good.

jupiter: share some good news you’ve received lately!

Ummm I guess some good news is that we’re going to get a new AC unit soon but it’s going to cost a lot and that’s super stressful. So I guess some purely good news is that I don’t have cancer or some other debilitating illness. That I know of. So.

saturn: what makes you feel safe?

My coats and jackets, gummi candy, having all the stuff I usually have in my pockets in my pockets, I guess a comfy familiar bed, and cuddling with an SO.

uranus: do you have any tattoos or piercings?

Nah but I got plans

neptune: have you ever had a paranormal experience?

Not as many as I hear other people have. I am about 75% sure there’s a wendigo living in the woods near my house. It started out as a joke with a friend but now I’ve kind of convinced myself it’s there. I’ve never really seen any ghosts. Maybe a few UFOs.

pluto: worst way to die?

70 horrible questions … Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

It’s not a great relationship. There’s A LOT of room for improvement, especially with my dad. But I think it’s also a lot better than other parent/children relationships that I’ve heard of or seen. 

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?

I think it was my uncle. He came over to hang out with me and my sister last night.

03: Do you regret anything?

Oh fuuuck you, who doesn’t? There’s a metric shit ton of stuff I regret and it will only grow.

04: Are you insecure?

Yes, about a lot of things.

05: What is your relationship status?

Fuck if I know. Yes? No? Casual?

06: How do you want to die?

I think freezing to death would be pretty peaceful. You get cold, you get sleepy, you take a nap, you don’t wake up. An oblivious shot to the head wouldn’t be too bad I guess.

07: What did you last eat?

I ate a bunch of doritos last night while staying up way too late.

08: Played any sports?

Nah but I’m starting to think that maybe I should’ve.

09: Do you bite your nails?

Nah. I used to when I was little.

10: When was your last physical fight?

Oh jeez probably when I was very little with my sisters or something.

11: Do you like someone?

Yes

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

That’s weeaakkkkk. Try 96.

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?

Nahhh, it’s hard for me to really hate everyone. They all have their own reasons for being shitty and it’s probably just a temporary thing or something that they haven’t learned to deal with yet.

14: Do you miss someone?

Yeah, I miss a few actually.

15: Have any pets?

In my house there are five cats and two dogs. Piggy is Meghan’s dog, Dusty is the family dog, Spoopy is my cat, and then she had four kittens. So if anyone wants a kitten, hmu.

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

Tired, a little gross, nostalgic(?), a little sad.

17: Ever made out in the bathroom?

Eyyy I fucked in a bathroom. Noice.

18: Are you scared of spiders?

Nah they’re cuties and they eat other bugs that suck. I have one that stays in my room that’s missing a leg.

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

Um fuck yes? Definitely. Even I wasn’t allowed to change anything, I’d still love to just observe.

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?

The other person’s car and it kind of led to not “snogging”.

21: What are your plans for this weekend?

Kick ass, go to space, represent the human race. 

Nahhhhh I have fucking nothing planned. Maybe swimming?

22: Do you want to have kids? How many?

It bounces between yes and no. Maybe adoption? If I want any, I only want two. A boy and a girl.

23: Do you have piercings? How many?

Nahhh I’m not too into piercings.

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?

Probably english. I sucked, man don’t make me think about high school.

25: Do you miss anyone from your past?

This has already been asked and the question is still several people.

26: What are you craving right now?

Alcohol, sleep, and my package to arrive.

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

Unfortunately, yes. Fucking. Stupid.

28: Have you ever been cheated on?

HA    AAAHHHhhhaahhhhhhhhHHHAHHAHHHhhhaahh. I fucking hate this. No I haven’t. The opposite because I’m a fucking piece of shit. Short answer. Look at some of my other asks for the longer answer. Check the “asksaps” tag.

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

I feel like this question is a little redundant but yeah, obviously.

30: What’s irritating you right now?

Me in general all the time. But other than that I guess that my mom promised to not stay out late at night so she’d have more time and energy to help us clean up the house she cluttered with her hoarding and she has done the exact opposite; I don’t think I’ve seen her in like 4 days.

31: Does somebody love you?

Yes. If anyone does, I know it’s at least my family.

32: What is your favourite color?

I like blues, but I also like deep reds. I like a lot of colors and I can never pick favorites on anything.

33: Do you have trust issues?

Yeah but I don’t fucking know why. It’s really stupid and I hate it.

34: Who/what was your last dream about?

My sister and my brothers and me in a storm and the house being almost destroyed and no one giving a shit or helping me fix anything or get anyone to safety. Awful dream.

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?

Probably my counselor. I feel bad for her honestly. She has to see my awful crying face so much.

36: Do you give out second chances too easily?

I guess so? I don’t know if I ever really think of it as second chances. I think I can be a little gullible.

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?

This is actually kind of a good question, I guess. Forgetting can be difficult but so can forgiving. But if you can’t forget someone have you really forgiven them? i feel like maybe forgiving is easier for me but maybe I’m not doing it right.

38: Is this year the best year of your life?

NOPE. It’s not the worst but it’s far from the greatest.

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

I was 16 yo.

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

Yeah, I live in the woods.

51: Favourite food?

I don’t KNOWWW. Don’t ask me about favorites, man. Pizza’s pretty good, I guess.

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

I feel like it would be on brand to say that nothing happens for a reason and it’s all just random bullshit until we die. But I feel like maybe things do happen for a reason. Maybe we just assign a reason to it so we don’t get super depressed when bad shit happens.

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

I was playing Minecraft, don’t @ me.

54: Is cheating ever okay?

I’d like to say no but then I feel like hypocrite. But that still feels like the right answer so yeah. Cheating’s not cool, don’t fucking do it. If your partner does it, it’s up to you to say if anything can be salvaged. If you cheated on your partner, shut the fuck up and accept whatever decision they make because you forfeited your right to have a say in the relationship when you broke the trust.

55: Are you mean?

I think generally I’m not but everyone has a mean streak, I think.

56: How many people have you fist fought?

Like two? I dunno I don’t get into physical fights like at all.

57: Do you believe in true love?

I don’t know, honestly. I definitely think you have to work up to it if it’s real. It doesn’t just happen.

58: Favourite weather?

Fall weather. Cool, windy days. Cloudy. 

59: Do you like the snow?

YEEESSSSSSS it’s one of the best forms of precipitation.

60: Do you wanna get married?

Yeah I think that’d be nice. But I think I’d also be just as happy without being married. You don’t have to have a ceremony and shit for someone to stay.

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

Yeessssss, it is. Do it. In this case, I want you to call me names.

62: What makes you happy?

Gummy candy, lazy days, good music, no plans. I like being alone most of the time unless I’m with my SO.

63: Would you change your name?

I think I would’ve if you asked me like 5 years ago. But I think I’m ok with it now. I don’t sweat it too much.

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

Nah not really. It’d be hella tight yo ey

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

This has happened a few times and it has always ended up with dating so I guess we would date??

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

Yes, I think so. I don’t know if I can be 100% me and like share anything but I think for the most part.

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

My sister.

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

My counselor. We were talking about nihilism and existentialism and all that. Purposes in life.

69: Do you believe in soulmates?

I think maybe I used to. I think it’s a lot like the true love thing. I don’t know if any ONE person is just out there waiting. I think you find someone as compatible as possible and kind of mold each other into soulmates.

70: Is there anyone you would die for?

I’m going to assume this is for the bigger ask thing just cause.

ASK ME 2.0

1. When was the last time you changed your opinion/belief about something major?

This is probably going to sound stupid but I remember reading this thing about our brains being basically just organic quantum computers and that when we die, all of our “information” travels to another universe or something like that. It just feels better than thinking that nothing happens and it seems (somehow) more realistic than the whole heaven thing. I’m not saying I 100% believe it, but for right now it keeps me from freaking out too much when I think about death.

2. How do you hope you’ll change as a person in the future?

I hope I get better at getting over myself and just doing things. I can’t wait to get out of the hormone driven nightmare of puberty. I’m at like, the tail end but there’s still some growing to do.

3. What keeps you up at night?

God, what doesn’t? Cringy shit, regrets, self loathing, fears/anxiety, ideas about things. I have to have a video playing or something to distract myself enough to fall asleep. Unless someone else is there with me.

4. What’s the most surprising self-realization you’ve had?

I thought I was actually getting better at some things but it turns out I can relapse really fucking easily and I kind of hate myself that much more for it.

5. What’s the most illegal thing you’ve done?

I dunno, I guess smoked weed?

6. What lie do you tell most often?

I know this sounds super emo but honestly probably, “I’m fine.” Everyone’s been kind of walking on eggshells around me for a while and they keep asking me that. I don’t have the energy or heart to answer them truthfully every time.

7. What do you regret not doing?

A whole bunch of shit. I regret not NOT cheating on someone special. I regret not going to counseling earlier in my life. I regret not spending more time with my oldest sister. I regret not being more social in school. I regret not doing a lot.

8. What gives your life meaning?

God, I really don’t know right now. I can’t think really of anything. I’m kind of useless.

9. What do you most often look down on people for? What do you think other people look down on you for?

I think the thing I find myself looking down on people for most often would be not keeping their word for shitty reasons. I think people look down on me for being lazy and unmotivated and directionless.

10. What bridges do you regret not burning?

I’ve never had that many bridges and the ones that I wanted to burn have been burned, as well as ones I didn’t want burned. But I guess I regret not burning bridges sooner with Christi (a “friend”). Really I think that’s it. I don’t have any beef with anyone per se.

11. What are you most insecure about?

Fuck, that’s kind of tough. I’m insecure about a lot of things. But I think the one I’m MOST insecure about would either be my weight/physical appearance or my social awkwardness.

12. How do you get in the way of your own success?

Oh, I self sabotage all the fucking time. 

13. What’s one thing you did that you really wish you could go back and undo?

This goes back to the regret thing. I know I’ve answered similar questions like this with this answer like 10 times but it’s always the same. The thing I regret most (so far) is cheating on Jessi a while back. That’s my lowest point. I would go back and relive all my edgy emo adolescent years over and over again if it meant I never cheated on her. It was an awful, trust destroying, hurtful thing. I became the worst version of myself and I can never apologize enough. So if you’re some horny dumbass motherfucker out there and you happen to read this or whatever, DO NOT FUCKING DO IT YOU WET PAPER BAG OF DOGSHIT. It’s not fucking worth it, it’s never fucking worth it. All you do is destroy people’s trust in anyone they might date in the future. Like, it seriously one of the most fucked on things you can do to a person. Don’t fucking do it. Control your god damn emotions and hormones you simple minded fuck.

14. What are you afraid people see when they look at you?

Cheater, waste of space, useless, creep, pathetic.

15. What was the best compliment you’ve received?

I’ve been told my eyes are nice.

16. As the only human left on Earth, what would you do?

Pee on anything I wanted. I could fucking pee on the Declaration of Independence if I wanted to. I would be incredibly lonely and I wouldn’t last long on my own. But I’d find solace in the fact that I could pee on anything I damn well please. 

17. Who inspires you to be better?

At the moment, pretty much no one. I guess I’m just trying to inspire myself. So you can imagine how well that’s going.

18. What do you want your epitaph to be?

I have no clue. “This dumbass is feeding the grass.”

19. What did you think you would grow out of but haven’t?

I never really imagined myself growing out of anything except some bad habits. Some of them I have and some of them I haven’t. But I still watch cartoons and stuff if that’s what you mean.

20. In what situation or place would you feel the most out of place in?

I guess I’d feel most out of place in some huge religious gathering thing. Like a church camp or something. Everyone’s just super sure of their beliefs and really positive there. That or maybe some anti-abortion rally. Like a Trump rally.

21. What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done that actually turned out pretty well?

I dunno. I spelunked into a cave once without a shirt or shoes on and that turned out fine. I accidentally ramped off a dirt mound on a 4 wheeler when I was younger and I landed it. 

22. They say that everyone has a book in them. What would your book be about?

I’ve never heard that saying but I guess it makes sense. Maybe just a big ole pile of mistake pancakes. I’d call it Trial and Error and Error and Error.

23. What is something you will NEVER do again?

Well hopefully, cheat. I’ll probably never spelunk without a shirt or definitely shoes again. 

24. What do you spend the most time thinking about?

Relationships or shit I’ve done wrong. If I’m not careful it easily turns into thinking about death and eternity. 

25. What are some of the events in your life that made you who you are?

My brothers being born, I guess. Being friends with the people I’m friends with. Dating the people I dated. Joining band and picking up musical instruments. 

26. What do you wish your brain was better at doing?

Honestly, fucking anything. I mean, it’s pretty good at freaking the fuck out and dropping everything to have a depression fest, so maybe not that. I guess I wish it was better at expressing emotion and dealing with that shit.

27. Where are two types of people in this would. What are the two types?

I have no idea what that first bit is trying to say. But I think I get the gist. There are two types of people in this world: those who put the world into black and white categories and those who do not.

28. What is the strangest thing you have come across?

Besides things on the internet, I remember going into this bookstore and this guy cornered me at this thing I wanted to look at and started babbling complete nonsense about being in the CIA and aliens and God and having superpowers and stuff. He was old and was missing teeth. The people I was with ditched me as soon as they could so I was stuck with this guy for what felt like an hour. It was really weird.

29. What ist something you are certain you will never experience?

Like any hard drugs. I just really never want to try any of it. I will hopefully never have to experience murdering someone. I’ll never experience a lot of things.

30. What dumb accomplishment are you most proud of?

I actually cleaned my room really well last week and I felt good about it.

31. If you could make one rule that everyone had to follow, what rule would you make?

Complete, brutal honesty.

32. What are you addicted to?

Gummi candies and pleasure drives.

33. What stereotype do you completely live up to?

I’ve always honed in on my Jew sense for finding coins or things of value. 

34. What is something you can never seem to finish?

That darn Satanic ritual in the bottom of the well. I’m just really bad with Latin pronunciation. You’d think Satan wouldn’t be such a stickler for those kind of things. And also, drawings/music pieces.

35. As you get older, what are you becoming more and more afraid of?

Mortality and being alone.

36. What is one of your favourite smells?

Fresh clothes. I always end up liking the smell of whoever I’m dating at the time. I like how some of my old instrument cases smell. Of course old books, who doesn’t like that? 

37. What would be the scariest monster you could imagine?

Really really really really big and ambiguous with a deep thundering kind of roar that makes you think there’s an earthquake before you really hear it.

38. What song or artist do you like but rarely admit to liking?

I do like Ghost Town’s “Black Moon” but I’d never bring that up myself and only like two people I personally know have any idea that it’s in my list. Now you know. 

39. What would you do if you knew you were going to die in one hour?

Spend it with everyone I’ve loved in my life including family, friends, exes, and old band mates. Just say goodbye and hang out.

40. What book impacted you the most?

Everyone could probably say this but All the Bright Places was impactful.  The Good Inn was pretty good too. 

41. If you had to change your name, what would you change it to?

I dunno, maybe like Wyatt so my nickname could by Why.

42. If life is a game, like some people say, what are some of the rules?

No cheating seems to be a theme here. 

43. Who is/was your most interesting friend?

Most interesting? I don’t really know. Interesting isn’t really something I look to describe any of my friends. Not that they aren’t interesting necessarily. I guess maybe Tanis was interesting.

44. Have you ever given to any charities?

I’ve donated clothes and stuff a bunch of times.

45. What is something that your friends would consider ‚so you’?

The Front Bottoms, dark reds like burgundy or maroon, gummi candy, Jewness, something old and cool, something generally ugly or creepy like a horrible looking driftwood frog next to an equally horrible mushroom screwed to a plate that they found at a thrift store. 

46. What risks are worth taking?

Talking to people in general, like breaking the silence on something or meeting new people. It’s worth the anxiety to to gain a better or new relationship with someone. I’m trying to work up the nerve to break the silence with a few people. Mainly because I’ve been feeling that life is too short to leave things unsaid.

47. What can you not get right, no matter how many times you try?

Apparently, relationships. 

48. If you could convince everyone in the world to do one thing at one point in time, what would that thing be?

I don’t know, I haven’t experienced much. I’m not exactly the leading authority on taking chances. I guess everyone should take a spontaneous day trip just out of nowhere. Like maybe don’t bring anything but whatever you have with you and a charger for your phone and see how it goes.

49. What do you take for granted?

Probably my family. 

50. What would be some of the most annoying things about having yourself as a roommate?

I’m not great at doing the dishes.

51. What’s something your self-conscious about?

A whoooole lot. Appearance and weight. Some of my hobbies and what I like.

52. What personality trait do you value most and which do you dislike the most?

I think maybe, kindness. Andddd arrogance sucks.

53. What small gesture from a stranger made a big impact on you?

I remember I wasn’t feeling great one day so I went up to the mountain to chill and clear my head.

54. What gets you fired up?

People making me late. 

55. What challenging thing are you working through these days?

Break ups and just dealing with myself. It’s kind of a rough point, right now.

56. What irrational fear do you have?

Rabbits.

57. What’s the best and worst piece of advice you’ve ever received?

Best: Don’t worry about the things you have no control over.

Worst: Suck it up, don’t be a wuss.

58. If you had a clock that would countdown to any one event of your choosing, what event would you want it to countdown to?

Meeting the person I’m going to spend the rest of my life with. I’d just like to know if it’ll even really happen.

59. What makes a good life?

The people you’re with and the experiences you make.

60. What do you strongly suspect but have no proof of?

Aliens.

61. What’s the last adventure you went on?

It’s kind of been a while. I went driving around the other night but it wasn’t a very fun adventure.

62. When do you feel truly ‚alive‘?

Honestly, I couldn’t say right now. It’s been a while.

63. What was the most memorable gift you’ve ever received?

Probably my first car. It was an old Volkswagen Beetle, my dream car. But we had to sell it so maybe this stuffed sheep someone made for me.

64. What chapters would you separate your autobiography into?

This is kind of pathetic and unhealthy, I know, but probably by the partners I’ve had. I was different with each one and learned a lot with them. 

65. What do you like most about your family?

They’re typically pretty understanding when it comes to mental illnesses and stuff.

66. What do you hope your last words will be?

Bitch McFucknuggets. 

67. What stat for your life would you most like to see?

Maybe intelligence.

68. What are three of the most significant numbers in your life?

17 is definitely the most significant. I don’t know about the other two.

69. What could you do with two million dollars to impact the most amount of people?

I don’t know. I guess build homes in impoverished places.

70. If you were put into solitary confinement for six months, what would you do to stay sane?

Can I bring anything with me? Or am I in like a sponge room? I mean, I can keep myself pretty occupied by myself but I dunno how it would go if it’s just me in there.

71. What’s something horrible that everyone should try at least once?

Maybe like a really bad food. Like try something you think you don’t like just to see if there’s a change. 

72. What fact are you resigned to?

That I’m going to be bald in like 10 years. All the guys on both sides of my family have little to no hair and it starts early so I’ll be bald soon.

73. Have you ever saved someone’s life?

I’ve talked a few people down from stuff but I don’t know if that really counts.

74. What were some of the turning points in your life?

There’s like three questions that ask the same thing. I feel like I’ve already answered this. 

75. What would a mirror opposite of yourself be like?

Outgoing, lady killer, confident to the point of arrogance, superficial, shallow, probably more attractive.

76. What are you really good at, but kind of embarrassed that you are good at it?

I’m good at this video game that I really like, I guess. I’m good at making little things out of spare parts from toys and other appliances.

77. What are three interesting facts about you?

I’m Jewish, I play a bunch of instruments, and I have a freckle on my iris.

78. Which of your scars has the best story behind it?

Eh none of them are really good. Most are either on my hands or my hip. Self inflicted either on accident or on purpose. I have a big stretch mark on my back from growing taller.

79. What’s the title of the current chapter of your life?

Keep Truckin On

80. What’s the hardest lesson you’ve learned?

You can’t take back any pain you dish out. You can’t change the past. You can’t change anyone’s mind.

81. What mistake do you keep making again and again?

Not expressing myself to the people that should hear it. 

82. What do people think is weird about you?

I don’t really know. Maybe how my room still looks like a child’s room.

83. When people look at you, what do you think they see/think?

Creepy drug addict.

84. What have you created that you are most proud of?

Like I said I’ve made a lot of things from bits and pieces I collect. I made a sonic screwdriver type thing out of lamp bits and I made a pretty nice wand once. I made a few little robots from bits lately and they turned out pretty good.

85. If you could make a 20 second phone call to yourself at any point in your life present or future, when would you call and what would you say?

This is kind of tough. Either back to before Brianna died to warn me or back to before I cheated to fucking talk myself out of it.

86. What annoys you most about the in-groups you are part of?

I’m not really part of any “group” really.

87. What do you have doubts about?

My future and if anyone actually wants to be with me.

88. What do you want to be remembered for?

I’d like for people to remember my kindness and bad jokes. 

89. What are some of your personal „rules“ that you never break?

I broke one before, obviously. I don’t know. I guess I don’t have “rules” per se.

90. What do you regret not doing or starting when you were younger?

Counseling. Or just being less of socially awkward creep.

91. If you could have a never-ending candle that smelled like anything you wanted, what fragrance would you want it to be?

I actually don’t like scented candles that much. But maybe a bakery or fresh clothes.

92. What’s the best thing about you?

I’m pretty nonjudgmental, I think. I like to keep the peace so I’m friendly.

93. What bends your mind every time you think about it?

Eternity and how we’re self aware.

94. What’s the best thing you got from your parents?

Eyes, I guess. 

95. What’s one responsibility you really wish you didn’t have?

Watching my brothers all the time.

96. What is the „holy grail“ of your life?

I don’t really know what this means. I guess just finding someone to share my life with.

97. If your childhood had a smell, what would it be?

BO, smoke, and pets.

98. What are the top three things you want to accomplish before you die? How close are you to accomplishing them?

I’m pretty far off from all of them. I feel like I’ve said this first one a million times already and I worry I’m being kind of annoying but I want to be happy with someone, make something for the next generation to enjoy like a really good movie or something, and be happy with myself.

99. What do you wish you could tell yourself 10 years ago? What do you think you’ll want to tell your current self 10 years from now?

I was 9 so I guess just prepare yourself for little brothers and try to be less of a little shit. I’d 29 so maybe I hope you’re even less of a piece of shit that I am now.

100. In your group of friends, what role do you play?

I don’t know. The project? The one that always needs help. I was the driver for a while.

101. Among your friends or family, what are you famous for?

My sheep hair and dick size. Gen used to bring it up a lot.

102. What is the biggest lesson you never learned?

What the fuck is this question? I don’t know if I haven’t learned it.

103. What’s the most immature thing you’d do?

Silent treatment or sulking. To be fair, most of the time the silent treatment is more for me to have some time to think to myself.

104. If your life was a book, what would its title be?

I know I’ve already answered this one.

105. What’s the best and worst thing about getting older?

Best thing: Learning more and gaining new experiences

Worst thing: Learning things I wish I never knew and regretting horrible experiences

106. What’s something that happened or something that someone said that changed how you view the world?

I remember reading some billboard that read something like, “Everyone has a secret pain so you should leave them better than you found them.” I try to take into account that everyone has something that haunts them.

107. What are you most likely very wrong about?

How I should handle most situations. 

108. If you had a personal flag, what would be on it?

I guess a sheep pooping with some musical notes around it.

109. What lifestyle chance have you been meaning to make for a while now?

Be more motivated and actually do something. I’m pretty useless at the moment.

110. What would be your spirit animal?

Pangolin, sheep, or penguin.

111. What incredibly strong opinion or belief do you have that is completely unimportant in the grand scheme of things?

Aliens are real and you can’t convince me otherwise.

112. What chance encounter changed your life forever?

I know I met a friend of mine on Omegle and we’ve kept in touch ever since. 

113. If you could have a video of any one event in your life, what event would you choose?

I think a supercut of every birthday and friend hangout time I’ve ever had would be nice to watch.

114. If you were forced to relive one 10-minute block of your life again and again for all eternity, what 10 minutes of your life would you choose?

Concise and direct.

Send me numbers

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

Well I have before so I don’t see why not.

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

Nope, most of my exes do not have anything to do with me anymore.

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

I’ve taken three people’s virginities. Not that it’s like something I aim for. It just turned out that way. I mean, one of them took my virginity so.

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

I don’t know if trust is really my issue. I think I’m either too gullible or super paranoid. It feels better to be paranoid than gullible so yeah I guess I kind of do even though I don’t really have reason to.

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

No it’s kind of been a while.

6. What are you excited for?

I might be going to a Front Bottoms concert and that would be friggin amazing.

7. What happened tonight?

Well last night I stayed up until 2 working on my music collection and stuff.

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

No? They can get as drunk as they want. Who gives a fuck?

9. Is confidence cute?

Confidence is cute but confidence to the point of arrogance is not. It just makes you a dick.

10. What is the last beverage you had?

I had some water at Cecil’s when I went to town with my grandmother.

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

Not including family, maybe two. It’s hard to say that I fully trust anyone.

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

Nope not anymore. Just some joggers and some slim jeans. No skinny ones though.

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

I dunno, probably stay home and do jackshit. I might hang out with someone.

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

Either the Front Bottom tickets or part of a birthday gift for someone.

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

No not really. It sucks but oh well.

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

God I hope so. For the better.

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

Probably Kaitlyn or my counselor. Both for different reasons though.

18. The last time you felt broken?

Oh bOy. I guess whenever that last break up thing happened.

19. Have you had sex today?

Unfortunately, no.

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

I’m always realizing how gross I look whenever I see myself in the camera or in a mirror.

21. Are you in a good mood?

I dunno. I’m ok I guess. Just kind of normal.

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

YES.

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

Yup. That greenish, bluish, grey. I think his are a little more green though.

24. What do you want right this second?

Oh god, a lot. I would like money. I’d like affection in any form, from sweet and simple to dark lighting stuff.

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

I mean that would suck big time but if they think that’s what’s going to help them get through shit then who am I to say no or put them down.

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

Yup, I’ve never dyed my hair.

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

I don’t know. I think it’s important to have a sense of humor so probably not.

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

I made a joke with my grandmother and she liked it so I laughed with her. I don’t remember what the joke was.

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

No shit. Several people.

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

I think it’s hard to give people a second chance. But generally I believe that’s true. Nothing’s ever black and white though. So make the choice for yourself.

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

No? He’s my brother.

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

Yeah I think it’s pretty obvious.

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

I used to drink soda all the time but I kind of don’t like them that much anymore. They’re still good but I try to drink more water now.

34. Listening to?

I was just listening to The Apprentice by the Gorillaz.

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

I hardly ever write nowadays. But when I do, I use a pen.

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

She is at her great grandmother’s house.

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

No. It’s just attraction and infatuation. 

38. Who did you last call?

My grandmother called my like an hour ago.

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

Kaitlyn. I don’t dance with a lot of people. Or really much at all unless I’m alone. So I guess the last person I really danced with was me.

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

Because we really wanted to and both agreed it would be really nice so we kissed. A lot. 

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

I don’t really like cupcakes so god knows.

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

I have not seen either of my parents today so no.

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

Ughhhhhhhh yes. When do I not?

44. Do you tan in the nude?

I do not tan because I would probably get cancer in like two seconds.

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

Definitely not.

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

Yup.

47. Who was the last person to call you?

My grandmother.

48. Do you sing in the shower?

Sometimes, when no one’s home.

49. Do you dance in the car?

All the time. If you see me dancing in my car, just appreciate that that is probably the most intimate moment I would normally have with a stranger.

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

Yeah it was pretty cool. That was years ago though.

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

Probably for my school pictures.

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

I think they can be but that doesn’t necessarily make them bad.

53. Is Christmas stressful?

I feel like it should be stressful for me but it’s really not. It is a little but that goes for pretty much any big event. It’ll probably get worse the older I get.

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

Nope, I’m not even sure what they are. I mean, I know it’s an Italian food or something but that is the extent of my knowledge.

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

Ooooo I dunno. I really like mullberry pie or blackberry pie. Do pumpkin pies count?

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

Astronaut or a Man in Black. There were probably others but those were the big ones.

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

I go back and forth on this one. 

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

All the time. Maybe three or four times out of the week.

59. Take a vitamin daily?

I haven’t done that since I was 8.

60. Wear slippers?

I will when it gets really cold.

61. Wear a bath robe?

I wear a house coat. It’s completely different.

62. What do you wear to bed?

A shirt and pj pants usually. Although I’m starting sleep in just my underwear.

63. First concert?

It was a Trombone Shorty concert with my dad and a friend of his. The opening band was better than the main band in my opinion.

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

I think Walmart is a good middle ground. Target is super fancy. Kmart is dead, man.

65. Nike or Adidas?

I don’t really have an opinion so I guess Nike.

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

I think, generally, I like Fritos more but if there’s cheese puffs I will eat the shit out of them.

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

I don’t really like either of them. Maybe peanuts?

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

I don’t listen to her so I really couldn’t say.

69. Ever take dance lessons?

Nope but it might be cool.

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

Not really. Just anything that makes them happy.

71. Can you curl your tongue?

Ye boi.

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

Nope. We only ever had one spelling bee and I flopped out.

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

Not that I can remember. I know I’ve been really emotional and have teared up from being really happy but I haven’t openly cried just from happiness.

74. What is your favorite book?

Oh gosh, I don’t know. I really like this recent book I read called The Good Inn. It was really cool and interesting.

75. Do you study better with or without music?

Without. I get way into the music.

76. Regularly burn incense?

Nah.

77. Ever been in love?

Several times. It sucks but it’s the best.

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

The Front Bottoms, Jack Johnson, or Daft Punk.

79. What was the last concert you saw?

The Trombone Shorty concert. I’ve only been to one concert.

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

How about no tea. But if I had to pick it would definitely be hot tea.

81. Tea or coffee?

Really neither but I guess coffee. Decaf though unless I want to die.

82. Favorite type of cookie?

I really like snickerdoodles and gingersnaps.

83. Can you swim well?

I can swim pretty well but I’m a little out of practice. I can’t wait to go swimming again.

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

Yup. I used to be able to do it for a good bit too.

85. Are you patient?

Ehhh it kind of depends. I hate lines but I’ll be patient with someone who’s sick or something.

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

I think a DJ would be your best bet. Although a live band would be cool.

87. Ever won a contest?

No not really.

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

Nope even though my nose is begging to look less gross.

89. Which are better black or green olives?

I think I like black olives more but both are good.

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

I have no problem with it. I’d be a hypocrite if I said I did. Have sex whenever you want. Who cares? As long as it’s consensual it’s ok with me. I think it’s important to have a good sexual connection with your partner before you get married so you know you’re compatible.

91. Best room for a fireplace?

I think putting it in the family room/second living room (whatever you call it) is a good idea. That’s how my house has it. The living room is still a good place though.

92. Do you want to get married