hello. north carolina wasp story time motherfucker
so. one morning i was leaving for work as i do. well as i also do i fucking forgot something (idr what it was) so i had to go back in the shed that i live in to get it. this only takes a minute tops so i leave my trucks door open. i get my item and give my husband a little kiss and then i leave. all is well with the world.
i am perhaps five minutes down the road. possibly six. i am stopped at a red light. i hear devilish scratching from behind me. i go holyfuckholyfucktheresafuckingraccooninmyfuckingtruckfuckmylife. i turn around.
to my (ⓘ horrific bug phobia) utter fucking horror there is a fucking two inch long beastly creature (ⓘ the wasp) on the ceiling of my car
i do the most logical thing possible and put my truck in park and fully get out of my vehicle. perhaps god is real (doubtful) because this motherfucker flew out of my car before the light even turned green. i drove the rest of the way to work absolutely fucking terrified there were more
i'm not gonna lie i thought you were going to say you got stung or chased by a swarm of wasps, you just had a hitchhiker with you 💔💔
