So i read this on FB and found all these FUCKING HILARIOUS. Shit i cant stop laughing.
#AskCarrick What do the benches at Wembley feel like? Which one of them is your favourite? Surely you must've tried them all?#AskCarrick Do you watch Cleverly train to feel good about yourself?#AskCarrick On a scale of Tom Cleverly to 10, how bad is Ashley Young?#AskCarrick Which pub will you go to watch the World Cup?#AskCarrick Would Moyes consider putting De Gea upfront, so that you can pass the ball the right way?#AskCarrick If a ball leaves your boot travelling at 30km per hour at 3 pm on saturday, how long does it take to reach De Gea?#AskCarrick Have you tried putting on your kit backwards so you could pass the ball forward?#AskCarrick As a child, did you ever dream of becoming a footballer? What stopped you?#AskCarrick Be Honest, Do You Ever Include Yourself In Your Fantasy Premier League Team?#AskCarrick Do you think Welback has really been training too hard on penalty?#AskCarrick Are you going to reply to any of the #AskCarrick tweets or pass it over to De Gea?#AskCarrick Do you die a little inside when you're looking for someone to pass to and Tom Cleverley is to your left.#AskCarrick Do you ever look at Young, Cleverly, Smalling, Welbeck & question the point of living?#AskCarrick Did Cleverly win a competition on the back of a box of cereals to play for MUFC?#AskCarrick If you had to choose between havingCleverley as a midfield partner or being stabbed in theleg, how many stabs would you take?#AskCarrick Do you get depressed when you see TomCleverley's name on the team sheet and realize you'regonna have to play with 10 men?#AskCarrick How many times has Mata tried to run away since signing for us?
#AskCarrick if you could drop one player from the team how would you tell Cleverley?.
#AskCarrick How does it feel knowing Begovic has more goals than you this season.
#AskCarrick in what game was your most memorable pass back to your keeper?
Do you cry at night knowing that you and fellaini cost more than ozil and giroud? #AskRio#AskRio How many pings could frimpong ping if frimpong could ping pong ?@rioferdy5 why did the chicken really cross the road? #AskRioWhat could turn quicker? You, or an artic lorry? #AskRioWho has more technical prowess: Chris Smalling or a decapitated praying mantis? #AskRio#AskRio Have you ever, at any point in a football match, considered who did let the dogs out?#AskRio How many dinosaurs are there left on earth (not including yourself)?#AskRio when you missed that drugs test what were you high on? @rioferdy5#AskRio what's more embarrassing:A) missing a drugs testB) cheating on your wifeC) your piss poor pranks showD) your middle name GavinIf you were a character from ‘Lost,’ which one would, you be…apart from David Moyes? #AskRioOn a scale of Per Mertesacker to Usain Bolt, how quickly did you run away from that drugs test? #AskRio #AskRio If a big club like Leeds United came in with a bid. Would you leave West Ham?