#askreddit game

So I guess this sort of qualifies as a bad date. I met this guy in the laundry room (college whoo) and we were going to watch a movie. So we agreed on a movie and he spent the whole thing watching me because he'd already seen it. It was so creepy.

Not really a date, since I've never actually been on one, but the day my ex dumped me we had a kinda stay-at-home date, which ended with him texting me that he thought we shouldn't see each other any more on his way home. Laaame

Worst date; this girl I dated for a while asked me to her house. We chilled in her room for the best part of two hours before she made a move, and it ended with her on my face screaming bloody murder. Her parents were downstairs, and we hadn't heard them come in. Her brother walked in to tell her to shut up, found me there and asked to join in. I jumped out of her window onto the garage and climbed the garden wall that was taller than me to get out of there. Twisted my ankle but you know, yolo.

Okay I don't have any terrible date stories, but I have a pretty magnificent one. I was 14 and I was going to watch a movie with a guy. My parents had told me I could stay until the movie ended, which I had told him. He comes to pick me up, tells my parents he'll bring me home after the movie and adds that he rented the Fellowship of the Ring. Extended edition. And extended credits. Which is 3 hours and 50 minutes. My parents said fair's fair and now I'm actually kind of disappointed we didn't end up dating then because that was smooth as fuck. 

So I wasn't technically on a date but I was told by my friend that we were going to hang out with a group of people she was friends with who I didn't know. They said it would be fun and that since I was only friends with a couple of them they would make sure they wouldn't leave me alone but they ended up going off and making out and left about 3 of us who hardly knew each other alone. They made us awkward 6th wheels

Probably prom night. She got food poisoning

okay well, when I was about ten my niece came over

Note that I mostly feel bad about this because it's brought up at every family meeting and my brother must be rather tired of being laughed at because of his little sister.