#askpurral

Darlin', are you still hurt about Ezarel? I can't see you, my most beautiful client, so sad. That's why i brought you a present.

First they stole my honey, now they kidnap me. Great... SIMPLY GREAT.

Don't thank me, just get me a passport, a fake name and ID, and a new life where kidnapping elves isn't a crime.

Mod Miso's note:

I miss them too :(

Listen precious to what I am going to tell you, the masses do not know it and there are people in power who do not want it to be known.

The original Lance is being mind controll-

SMACK

(Smashed with a frying pan noises)

Leiftan used to ask for information about the new human in the HQ. If it wasn't for my great intelligence gathering skills and contacts he would never have gotten so close to her.

Now she doesn't see what a great catch I am.

Purral, it wasnt like that... you only gave me her shopping list! I spied on her myself.

... what?!

For your safety, of course.

I had a hard time stealing that list, pay me.

Hey beautiful~

Purriry's fashion sense is... extravagant. But you always make her outfits look great

What are you implying, PURRAL???

Ehem... Unfortunately,´the boys are not aesthetically pleasing as you.

Except Mathieu. Mathieu's clothes fit him well even though he is not as handsome as I am. But it's as rare as him

Nevra looks very simple and it stands out that Erika was inspired by me to look like what you young snacks call 'FuCkBoY'.

Leiftan... better not look at him. he seems as a person who lives on the street. he even asks for charity

Lance... Lance would scare me if I weren't the bravest man in the guard.

And about Huang Chu... I can't say anything, she scares me with her anger :(

Oh, darling... I've done more than that. I'm the reason you see Lance naked in the halls of HQ.

Every night while he's taking a shower, Purriry tasks me with stealing his underwear, regular clothes, and armor.

but he always goes naked to find his clothes outside the HQ before everyone wakes up & before Purriry can sell him new ones.

I can't let you keep it Purral, Huang Hua said I can't go around the HQ as I came out of my egg.

I'm sorry precious, but my signed books where I record my sales have been mysteriously burned before the official supervision of the El Guard got their hands on it.

(conspiratorial wink)

Could you summon Valkyons ghost for some manaas pleasee??

Thanks you sweetheart.

Of course, I know someone able to help us. But the price of her services are around 35k - taxes not included- can you afford It?

After this you are going to help me in disposing the actual leader of Head Quarters and forcefully become the next, right?

we'll discuss the details later dear.

stop leaving

I'm sorry about my past absence. But I'm back and I promise you wont see me leaving again, sweetie.

If there's something I can do to compens-

Where's. . . !

WHERE IS THAT [censored] ? !

. . .

[Purral has left the conversation, the Guard and the Eel's lands]