#asknoahpuck

@thejbi The best dude out there. He got them succulent lips. He cute as fuck, cute as shit. He's not big, but the he's the type of guy you can just look at and know he can keep you warm and every time you go to sleep without him, you just feel empty like... like you're missing something. Like your missing somebody holding you, giving you smooches, giving you hugs... Yeah, gray face. He's the best.

@asksam This man makes money with how hot he is. I don't think I need to go into further detail than that, but he also got succulent lips or as his follows say that gawk gawk 3000.

@kurthq He's super smart and a single mom who works two jobs and loves his kids and never stops. He's got gentle hands and a heart of a fighter. He's a survivor. Oh, plus he gives great cuddles when you're sad.

@asknoahpuck // @jpuck I feel like having to pick between these two is a crime and I'm not going back to jail so. Have you seen these dudes? Have you seen them angry? I have and so I don't need to explain their hotness.

Oh, it goes without saying though, the hottest by far is my girlfriend Dottie Kazatori who doesn't have an account. That's some real hot girl shit.

He got off the dance floor and nabbed a drink from the kitchen before making his way outside for some fresh air. He passed his roommate and JBI quickly, not wanting to get sucked into whatever was happening right there. Sam glanced around and hesitated when he saw a pair of mustard yellow pants. He ended up chugging down the rest of his drink before going over, casually greeting, “Puck! Dude. How’s it going?” @asknoahpuck

I'm not as offended as I thought I'd be but I'm still offended.

I guess I can change it to kick it like you did and we can just hang instead.

@askwallflowermarley, she's new and nice and seems alright, which is to say she wouldn't maim or give me a talking to for not voting for her like some other people. So yeah, Marley.

@askfinn5 Finn's pretty much always been a good guy so he probably deserves it, but I really think @asknoahpuck might deserve it more this year. The guy used to throw people into dumpsters and now he's getting Bs in class. He's really come around and so honestly, I'm voting for him.