#askmemonday

For my next #AskMeMonday trick, I'll be turning this bowl of roving into an adorable, Woolbuddy Owl (courtesy of @thewooleryshop ). Tune in today at 10amPT/12pmCT/1pmET Facebook.com/vickiehowell/videos/

Probably the last time I got wasted. For starters I deepthroated a vodka bottle in front of everyone, cried hysterically about orange juice on my hand, when asked to “give the truth to someone straight” I insisted that I couldn’tbecause I was gay, I couldn’t walk, I told everyone “I’m not drunk, you’re drunk”, I threw wine coolers. That’s right. Just threw them. I picked them up and chunked them everywhere. I have no clue. I yelled at someone for being in my truck. I drive a car. It was their truck. To top it off: I have absolutely no clue what I did to make my ankele swollen and purple, my elbow scratched up, and I had 2 hickies so?????? I don’t know and also my best friend’s mom and two of my coworkers saw me like this!Oh I almost forgot! I puked everywhere :) And when I say everywhere, buddy I mean it. 

LITERALLY ANYWHERE BUT MISSISSIPPI!!! But seriously: Oregon, Alaska, Washington, New York, Boston, Chicago, Ireland, Switzerland, Sweden, Australia, South Africa, New Zealand, St. Maurice, Grand Cayman, Greenland, Iceland, Spain, Portugal, Denmark, ANTARCTICA, France, Italy Pretty much anywhere. I’m a whore for adventure :)

If I told you, it wouldn’t be a secret, silly!

I MIGHT HAVE BEEN MISTAKEN

I know you’re probably looking for like a deep post but honestly I would change November 2, 2015. I would not call my sister. I would not hang out with her. And I would not open the gate to get in her truck to go see her. That’s when my dog ran out of the gate and got hit by a car later that night :(

THESE ARE CRACKING ME UP ILYSM You’re also not condemned to hell because your lie was for the greater good. :) Also ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli (so i can throw it away bc it was bad)

bitch idk what i’m doing tmw ??????? idek what im doing rn tbh