#askhoneytea

YAAAAS!! Finally! I love getting asks about my WIPs 😭😭 okay so I’ll give a couple even tho you only asked for one, because I’m excited 🤣

Lemonboy — Cavetown

Ghiaccio is prickly by nature and I imagine it being difficult for him to make friends outside of work 😂, I think even some of his squadmates can only tolerate him in small doses. But Reader is a bit different, she’s a traveler and has met lots of ppl from many walks of life. She doesn’t judge, only accepts (good, bad, and ugly). Even with the most sour lemon, she still manages to make lemonade!

Sweet Tooth — Cavetown (again)

I live for the ‘friends to lovers’ trope. This song just gives me first love sweetness and tender pining vibes. When the song goes “I like you, say it back” I just picture a blushing Ghiaccio when he finally confesses, like ‘I like you, and it’s gonna be crazy embarrassing if you don’t feel the same. So you better say it back’ lmao and of course she’s liked him since the beginning so 🤣

Talk to Me — Cavetown (and, again)

Okay, bro. This song right here gets me in my freakin feels because it’s such a real song. The lyrics are so real and beautiful. I think it fits Ghiaccio and Reader’s dynamic because the foundation of their friendship is rooted in opening up to one another, and being honest and vulnerable? I guess it’s just like finding the person who you can totally open up to without fear of being judged.

I FEEL YOU!! 💗 okay, let’s see here:

Fugo would be easy. Don’t let him bully you out the school you love, for one! If you want to stay, then stay and then STUNT on his ass. I mean get your shit together academically, secure your BAG, graduate and be the excellent woman you were meant to be. Be just as ambitious as he is and then beat him at his own game. Granted, you aren’t doing this for him, but for yourself. Trust me, he will regret playing with your heart, baby!

With Giorno, there’s very little winning—and just I mean that it would be hard to hit him where it hurts. He’s the don of Passione, has the entire city at his beck and call, so it would most definitely be a challenge if you’re up for it. My answer would be to not sweat it and don’t act out. It’ll be hard at first, but focus on you, elevate, and glow tf up, period!

Lmfao I sure do babe, Abbacchio’s brand of fuckery is very interesting 💀 (also don’t worry, I’ll try to ignore any hate from now on)

He would be the kind of fuckboi to only call when he wants one thing and surprise, surprise when you get there he’s totally wasted too.

It’s sad boi hours 24/7 and you end up catering to him or just taking care of him in general.

Always says shit like “I don’t believe in labels”. No dude, you just don’t want to call this what it is: shenanigans!!!

Makes it seem like you’re asking for too much when you want to go out on dates or do shit that couples do

All y’all do is drink and fuck and he uses “I’ve been hurt before” as an excuse for his foolishness 😐

LMAOO!! How did I know this shit was coming??!!

Fuckboi Mista would break my heart into a million pieces, Anon!! But I ain’t no punk so I’ll give a snippet of what I think he’d be like:

Everything he says is absolute bullshit, rehearsed asf—but he’s funny as hell, silly and really cute so you fall for it too easily.

Always asking “wyd?” Or trying to get you to come over (rarely comes to your place and if he does, he never sleeps over)

You let him hit a couple of times, and then try to see if this could actually go somewhere and it’s:

ERROR 01003: The number you are trying to reach is no longer in service.

If you run into him weeks later, don’t even say anything, just keep it pushing. Otherwise, he will roast you in front of his boys.

You: WOW Mista!! You are so trash! How dare you?!!

Ooooh let’s here, those who sincerely would are Risotto, Pesci, and maybe Prosciutto. Pros might be reluctant but if you insist, he could be swayed.

Those who would, but complain the whole time is literally just Ghiaccio 😂 although he’s not the tallest either so I’m sure he wouldn’t have to bend too far.

I might be projecting, but I can see Illuso saying “hm? no thanks.” LMAO (asshole)

LMAOO 😂😂 so freakin true!! Idk why I keep picturing Jotaro’s s/o trying to teach them and like 💀 Jotaro is barely doing anything, Kakyoin is trying so damn hard but 😩😩🤣🤣 and Pol is just fucking it up like 🤪 he was made for this shit.

And imagine this 🤣

Jotaro, as the crusaders touch down in Arabia: I like the view

S/o: You do? 👀

Jotaro: Yes...?

S/o: You’re my best view 🥺👉👈

Jotaro:

😂😂😂

All you hear is Avdol like “Slow songs they for skinny hoesss—” 😌