#askgasm

I hope you are enjoying the summer!

I can’t wait for Harry Castillo to join your vasectomy kink list! ✂️

💜 M

M!!!! How did you know????

I haven’t worked out the details yet, but that’s where he’s going! ✂️✂️✂️

As for my summer…

5 weeks down, 6 to go…

Why do I forget summer is like this??? My kids are older now, so it should be easier. But it’s not. Just different. This week has been particularly challenging as it has been one million degrees outside and everything feels impossible when it’s hot. I’m trying to focus on fun stuff coming up to stay sane. It’s fine lol

For this round of daily askgasms I’m asking the Inside the Actors Studio questionnaire! Imagine me doing my best James Lipton impression…

* What is your favorite word?

* What is your least favorite word?

* What turns you on?

* What turns you off?

* What is your favorite curse word?

* What sound or noise do you love?

* What sound or noise do you hate?

* What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

* What profession would you not like to do?

* If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

I’m looking forward to your answers!

Hi Kat!

I’m sorry it’s taken me a while to get to this ask - blame deadlines and chaotic madness trying to get work over the line… But it did give me time to think!

Okay, let’s go…

Favourite word: extraordinary. I use it too much, probably, but I love it. It’s like a nod to being elevated out of the everyday, but it is a reminder that it’s rooted in the ‘ordinary’, too - if that makes sense.

Least favourite word: oh, god. I have so many. The one that springs to mind? Sheath. *shudders*

What turns me on: Passion. I don’t mean in a sexual way, necessarily (though that helps). I just love seeing people who care about what they do, about the world. Not in a cringe performative way, either. Just… I don’t know. Nerding out is one of my love languages, and I love seeing people who are the same.

What turns me off: Performative self-importance. Thinking you’re smarter than everyone else. (Hi there, ex!)

What is my favourite curse word: I’m Irish. Swearing is punctuation. I’m pretty basic. “Fuck” is a classic. I’m sometimes known to say “shitbiscuits”.

What sound or noise do I love?: My niece saying my name. My nephew laughing. She’s two, he’s four months. It’s the best sound.

What sound or noise do I hate?: As a misophonia sufferer - mouth noises. Not all, but most. Loud eating makes me want to die.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?: I’d quite like to be a full-time novelist, or to make clothes full-time.

What profession would you not like to do?: Nursing or care work. I’m in awe of people who do these incredible roles, I know I wouldn’t have the emotional or mental capacity.

If heaven exists?: “You made a difference. And you were so loved.”

The weather is getting warmer here and my thoughts are turning to summer, so I have a summer activity FMK for you today. Who would you do these things things with:

Go for a picnic in the park

Spend a day out on the boat

Attend a sporting event

Marcus Pike, Frankie Morales, Dave York

Bonus question: what is your favorite summer time activity?

Hi Kat! Thanks for the ask! 💜

My initial reaction was that the order you offered up was correct, but then I got thinking…

Picnic in the park with Dave York. Apologies, I am not much of a Dave girlie, but I think it would be nice to get away for a quiet, beautiful afternoon together. I don’t care who packs the picnic basket! I actually have a gorgeous wicker one with plates and it’s a whole thing! 🧺

Day on the boat with Frankie. Fishing, sunning, swimming and shore lunch are all on the agenda. I think Frankie strikes me as an outdoorsman and the quiet water would give him some much needed respite. I am sure there are weekends with the guys and the boats and tubes and waterskis, but that is for another time. 🌊

And for the sporting event, a baseball game with Marcus Pike. (I think the crowds might bother the other two guys). Since we’re living in DC now, it’s the Nationals (maybe the Orioles if he prefers) playing my beloved Blue Jays! Plenty of jokes about “sleeping with the enemy” since I’m on the wrong side. But ballpark snacks, beer, a beautiful evening, and a hot date sounds like heaven to me (and a Jays win.)! ⚾️

For this round of daily askgasms I’m asking the Inside the Actors Studio questionnaire! Imagine me doing my best James Lipton impression…

* What is your favorite word?

* What is your least favorite word?

* What turns you on?

* What turns you off?

* What is your favorite curse word?

* What sound or noise do you love?

* What sound or noise do you hate?

* What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

* What profession would you not like to do?

* If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

I’m excited to hear your answers!

What is your favorite word?

Susurration because it sounds like what it is.

What is your least favorite word?

Heureux which is French for when a man is happy and my Anglo tongue just canNOT deal with the excessive vowel nonsense.

What turns you on?

Getting Tumblr Asks 😏

What turns you off?

Melatonin.

What is your favorite curse word?

Fuck. It’s so versatile. Applies to the wide range of human emotion.

Fuck 😂

Fuck 😉

Fuck 😝

Fuck 🤨

Fuck 😔

Fuck 😖

Fuck 😫

Fuck 😭

Fuck 🤬

Fuck 😳

Fuck 🤯

Fuck 😑

Fuck 😬

What sound or noise do you love?

Mr Leonard’s (my cat) crackly old man meow.

What sound or noise do you hate?

Mr Leonard’s crackly old man meow at 3AM RIGHT BESIDE MY EAR wait no I don’t hate that really, it’s not his fault he’s deaf and blind and doesn’t realize how loud he’s being. Let’s say I hate the sound of capitalism.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Strange, reclusive woman who lives in the woods on the outskirts of town and is suspected of witchcraft.

What profession would you not like to do?

Mathematician or anything that relies on my ability to comprehend numbers.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Enquiring minds are excited, Kat! 👀✍️🏻

You are too kind, El ❤️

Katie!! You did it!! You sent so many asks and brought so much fun and joy to everyone's inboxes. I know I am not the only one who is super impressed with your Year of Asks! Congrats on doing the whole year! How does it feel? 🧡🧡🧡

As grown ups, we don't get nearly enough certificates. Thank you so much! 😊😊😊

How does it feel? It feels really really good. Accomplishing a goal always feels good! It also feels like a relief. It was a lot of work! Once I started my job, it really felt like sending and reblogging asks were the only things I had time for on tumblr and I miss the rest! I hope I'll have some freed up mental space to get back into other aspects of tumblr again. I hope I'll still send a lot of asks though!

I wrote a little more about it here

Oh Adira, I can’t help but have saucy plans for Marcus!

In my untitled project, reader is an artist and let’s just say that Marcus is very inspiring…

Hi Sally! Thanks for sending me this ages ago and thanks @prolix-yuy for tagging me more recently! The number of times I have sat down to do this and gotten pulled away to something else in quite frankly absurd.

Here are 5 fics of mine I love in order from fluffiest to horniest:

Construction Corner - some soft Joel to heal your heart in advance of whatever is coming for us in season 2

Seen - Javier Peña meets his match

Jackpot - the idea of not getting pregnant still gets me going lol

The Sweepstakes - I love them all and refuse to choose between them