#asked:anonymous

My Puppy. 

I'd say Cressa Jones, but she may come kill me for it.

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I have many, but I cannot not laugh whenever I scroll past this one. I hear it sung too, and it's great :)) 

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I feel ready to fuck you the fuck up. Fuck off, asshole. 

Oh, wow! This is a cool question. Let me think...

1. More money. I don’t need millions, and I wouldn’t want it. But, enough to pay for school for me, and my brothers. Iago too, if he wanted. Enough to fix the house up real nice, add a couple rooms and an extra bathroom. Enough to be comfortable. To give my brothers, and Iago, the life they deserve.

2. To have finished my college, or to have a degree. That way I could get a better job than just roofing and working at the truck yard. 

3. Family. Blood-related and not. Everybody back together, in one place. Mom and Dad too, if that Genie can make that happen. Maybe a future family too, if we’re getting crazy with it. A claim. Kids. Now I’m just dreaming, I think. But, that’s what this question was supposed to draw out, I guess. 

My brother(s). And Iago. I know you said one, but I can’t choose. 

Hot.