#askdnasd

He rlly said

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PLEASE HAHAHAHAJNDJSKA I CANT STOP LAUGHING LIKE HE LOOKS LIKE HES TRYING ON HIS DAD’S SUIT THATS TOO BIG FOR HIM

hmmmm bOI

EDWARD TEACH -  you literally made one of the scariest pirates in history as some otaku neckbeard asshat who preys on young girls i dont know what they were thinking but this aint it like who. hurt. you.

ROMULUS - I CAN’T… you are so ugly and so insignificant as a character i don’t even know why you’re here. he’s funny as some meme ROMA fodder but outside of that i don’t even know if he has a character outside of his relationship with nero

BOUDICA - you are not even close to what boudica actually is and i should keep saying it. the only time fgo was ever accurate with handling you was during the KNK event which isn’t even canon so what the fuck bye

ARTEMIS - i don’t know where to begin with this other than you how i feel for you is exactly how atalante felt when she first saw you: disgust and shame

ANNE BONNY AND MARY READ - you know this one is actually upsetting because in hindsight, them being summoned together is so cool and their NP really blows your mind but how fgo only ever writes them as some sort of fanservice lesbianism material or like a threesome candidate makes me wanna go ape shit 

SCATHACH - shishou you are beautiful but they went overboard with your lore to the point wherein your character is all over the place and i died inside when you called yourself an ulsterwoman. you fucking live in alba and you’re scottish, you stupid hag.

FERGUS MAC ROICH - boi i am so tired of talking about how wrong they fucking did you. you were only created to be the receiving end of dick jokes and what? what’s with that brock look alike design? this aint fucking pokemon

MEDB - cent you’ve talked about how much you hate fate medb. we get it. you hate fate medb. we know. you’ve said this for five million times already. we get it cent you hate fate medb you h

PARIS - i dont know who this baby is dont talk to me