#askdemoneris

((MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS, EVERYBODY :D!

Here is my Christmas gift to my favorite blogs and good friends.

Archer (Steve and Hero) - you've been around since I first started blogging, and I can't thank you enough for all the help, support and good advice you're given me. You've been such an awesome friend, and I hope we can continue to be good friends ^^ Have a doodle of Hero and Steve opening gifts. (Couldn't think of gifts, so just unopened presents. Also, FUCK BEARDS, I CAN'T DRAW THEM FOR SHIT.)

Jest - one of the most amusing blogs I've seen so far. Have some free TNT, courtesy of Cheshire :D

Clockwork (Eris) - Also getting free bombs from the undead cat, except she's more skeptical, haha. I've had some fun RP's with Eris, so here is a little explosive Christmas gift x3

Oiseau (Aiden and Redux) - perhaps the most adorable blog I've ever laid eyes on. SO, for Christmas this year, Aiden gets a new hoe to till the land, and Redux gets a giant cuttlebone from a super-sized squid for the birdie-Ender to play with. (Cuttlefish don't spawn in minecraft, so yeah - squid cuttlebone.) He can scratch it, stroke its smooth surface and play with it all he wants :3

Gil (Amer, Don and Ghost Mhan) - Sorry Amer, you haven't been getting a lot of attention lately, so you get a Christmas card xD And this isn't canon, but I thought the idea of Mhan coming back as a ghost and just getting on Don's nerves all the time for being the indirect cause of his death was hilarious. DonxGhostMhan Hate/Friendship forever, lol.

And finally, to all the anons and other blogs I didn't address - you are all amazing people, and I'm so glad I knew you! Happy Holidays, everyone!

And yes, I'm a Victini, what of it. *avatar since like forever*

-Mystic))

The twisted cat creature paused, ear twitching in the direction of the demon. Rather than her trademark grin, however, the former cat shot the demon a narrow-eyed glare that would chill anything to the bone. She hissed once, her hackles raised, and then continued on her way with her tail held high, expressing her disdain. When she spoke, her voice dripped with venom.

Cheshire huffed and gave Eris a look of mild disdain, as if the demon had just stolen her favorite toy.

"I warned you not to kill them. Now I’ll have to find another village once the liquid fire consumes this one. You certainly caused misery, but also death. I need humans alive in order to work my magic.”

She flicked her tail, and headed back down the path. Working from a distance was not always fun - it was much better up close and personal.

She leapt and glided onto the top of a house, and lay in wait until a suitable target walked by. She jumped off the roof and landed on the human’s head, bouncing off and disappearing into the shadowed alley. The human looked confused, wondering what the hell had just hit him, but shrugged it off. Cheshire grinned from the shadows. Unbeknownst to the human, she had just manipulated his luck through physical contact, which manifested in the form of a collapsing house near the lava pit.

The house happened to have an anvil teetering on the second floor, which finally broke the unstable wood planks and plummeted to the ground. The anvil crashed onto the human, who took significant damage, but wasn’t killed. With a yelp of pain, the human jumped away from the anvil, holding his chest and head.

Cheshire twitched an ear, thus far unimpressed.

Cheshire watched, impassive. It was an impressive display, but it did nothing for her in particular. It was fear, but not mischief or trickery.

"…I see. Not bad, from a distance."

Cheshire shook herself and stood, walking off down the path into the village. She slipped into the shadow of one of the homes, and took off her hat. She reached inside, and pulled her arm back out holding what looked like a cobblestone block, and quickly placed it in front of the door, and hid with a grin.

After a few moments, the human inside tried to leave the house, only to find the path blocked by the cobblestone. They mined the stone, but were greeted by a nasty surprise as a shrieking gray-colored insect leapt at their face. Screaming, the human ran as the stone around their feet started to break, more of the tiny Silverfish forming a horde as they followed behind them.

Cheshire finished up by slipping into another nearby house, placing extra monster egg blocks into the next-door neighbor’s chest. Her prank done, she sauntered back up the hill.

((Mini-TNT - for all your pranking needs! Guaranteed to piss off at least one of your friends per use!

…Yeah, when Cheshire ‘likes’ someone, they’re prone to getting pranked. Don’t worry, though - Mini-TNT just has the explosive effect, it doesn’t do any real damage, it’s just more for trolling x) Cheshire's kind of a pyro-explosive maniac, expect this sort of thing to pop up a lot.

And thank you x3 I’m so flattered, it’s just pencil art. Sorry this took a while, I had a massive test today, and my art turned out a little rougher than I would have liked :/. All the same, here you go!

"Heh, I can agree with that. That almost counts as flattery, since that’s my forte."

Cheshire’s grin tones back down into a mild smirk, giving off the impression that she was perfectly sane. Coiling her back muscles, she leapt and bounced off the tree next to her to land on the demon’s head, settling comfortably as she had nothing better to do.

"That’s a damn shame, to have one of your limbs… disabled, in such a fashion. It’s almost a cruel mockery, to possess one functional arm, but not the other.”

The way she spoke didn’t seem to imply any emotion besides a morbid curiosity.

Cheshire flicked an ear and tilted her hat back, still grinning.

"Well, there is always the village down the road. I was just passing through the area the other day - this one is lacking iron golems, fortunately. And even better, it’s populated by those big-nosed freaks and humans.”

She said the last word with relish, already concocting plans in her head to torment her favorite victims.

"Since you are a demon, I imagine you are already aware of the benefits this situation provides. However…”

Her grin suddenly became sadistic, the jagged teeth now fully visible and her pink slit pupils focused on the demon in a crazed look. When she spoke, it was a creepy singsong childish tone.