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Who would I:

Push off a cliff? Aw, geez. I suppose Indy, only because he’s fallen off enough cliffs and survived that he’ll probably be fine except for some boo-boos that will need kissing.

Kiss? Yes. All of them. All the kisses. Especially John and Greg. They could also kiss each other if they wanted and I would be fine with that.

Marry? Lestrade or Anthea. I need a spouse who is loyal and competent and able to put others’ needs first sometimes and also very, very attractive. :)

Set on Fire? Metaphorically, Sherlock, when he’s being a dick to John, and John, when he’s being the least self-aware human ever.

Wrap a Blanket around? Lestrade, definitely.

Who would I:

Push off a cliff? Trump.

Kiss? Leia. Nick. 

Marry? Leia!

Set on Fire? Trump again.

Wrap a Blanket around? Leia. Nick.

[Sam Wilson voice] Oh, that’s how it is?

That’s fantastic, because then I get to cheat and put more than one name for each. :)

Who would I:

Push off a cliff? Vernon Masters. Grant Ward.

Kiss? Okay, that’s a really long list... Steve. Natasha. Fitz. Peggy. Sam.

Marry? Natasha, Melinda, or Peggy. All very interesting and very loyal. Also gorgeous and frighteningly competent. Or Jarvis! But only if I could also marry Ana. I love them so much. Or Sam. Because Sam.

Set on Fire? Masters and Ward, I suppose, but I’d rather push them off a cliff. I’ll set them on fire if the cliff thing doesn’t take.

Wrap a Blanket around? Bucky. Steve. Fitzsimmons.

chamomile: comfort movie? Oh, something I’ve seen a million times and makes me happy at the end--Princess Bride, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Just did sugar!

green tea: where do you feel most at peace? Home, usually. I have tried to make it a cozy sort of place, with a kitchen that always has coffee and snacks and a desk with all my favorite things pinned on the wall above it. Away from home? Beach. Any beach will do. Me and the sea are friends, and I am probably the most happy and calm when waves are involved. <3 

irish breakfast: what country do you want to visit? YOURS. Never been. :( Which is ridiculous, but until I find a great big bag of money . . . *sigh*.

sugar: tell me about your first crush: Okay, so I was like. . . 8? He was the *cutest* little blond boy, same age. We were neighbors but didn’t go to the same school. I thought he was the bee’s knees. He liked me enough and we played together a lot, but I always wanted more, in a wistful, third-grader sort of way. :)

coffee: surprise coffee ask! how do you take your coffee? The usual way is at home, every morning, water heated in the kettle, instant Nescafe French roast, with generous splash of Coffeemate vanilla creamer. Every. Single. Day. Then, when out and about, usually a mocha, or, if serious caffeine is required, brewed dark roast with an obscene amount of sugar and some half and half. If it’s time for ‘dessert coffee’, I gotta go with the Caramel Creme Brulee latte at Starbucks because omg. <3 

Ooh, thank you! I love this ‘verse. I began with John leaving both Sherlock and Mary, so the “before” is John drawing a line. Most of the events of s3 remain the same as far as Mary and Sherlock (though I haven’t decided yet if Mary is pregnant in this ‘verse or not) and John draws a line, I guess. He can forgive them, but right now, he doesn’t want to see them, so he goes off into the forest to be alone and lick his wounds, essentially. 

Thanks for asking, anon!