Once again, thanks very much for all your kind messages. At this time, all asks and fortune requests which will be answered have been posted. If you didn’t see your ask posted, check your tag on the blog via the search bar on the blog front page.

Answering fortune requests was never a component of the blog that I plotted when I started, but it has been pretty fun! I’m glad so many of you got to participate. Thousands of individual fortunes have been provided to people who wrote in to ask for them.

If you never sent an ask or didn’t start following the blog until recently, I have one last text fortune for you. A few of the fortunes in my database just never really got hit when randomized. This is for you, I think. Yes--you!

The ask box is no longer open for fortune requests. This isn’t to intentionally thwart anyone, it’s because the blog will be shutting down at the end of August (info here).

Fortune requests are no longer being responded to. All remaining posts are in the queue at present. I won’t be posting answers from post replies, post reblogs, or tagged @ requests. And I certainly will not be posting fortune requests from messages to my personal blog (DO NOT do this; I will block you from all my blogs).

Alright.

I’m opening the ask box. The plan is to keep it open for as long as I can keep up with it. Same rules as always will apply:

Only three fortune requests per username 3️⃣

Fortune requests, lucky number requests, and questions okay 🥠

Specific/thematic fortunes are not chosen–everything is randomized!! It’s just you and the universe 🌌

Only ask box messages will be answered. Post replies won’t be responded to and I don’t respond to messages privately 🤲

Posts will be queued every half hour so that they don’t flood your dashboards.

Please note that there is a limit to how many posts I can stack in the queue. We’ve hit it a couple times before. If it gets too deep, I may have to close the inbox for a few hours to catch up.

All the asks have been posted as of now. If you didn’t see your ask, check your username tag or go to the front page of the blog and use the search bar.

I’m considering opening the ask box again before the blog wraps up. I’d like to leave it open for longer and answer as many asks as possible. It really just depends on my IRL workload. Keep an eye out and I’ll post another update if I’m able to do so. There are also a couple other special posts I’m planning to make this week.

The ask box will be open for a while this weekend. Same rules as always will apply: Only three fortune requests per username. I’ll answer fortune requests, lucky number requests, and questions. Posts will be queued every half hour so that they don’t flood your dashboards.

I will begin queuing them after I’m finished with the first chores of the morning (lol rip me) maybe while I have some tea ☕

Here is the link to the ask box!! I remembered this time!

New asks slowed down and I’ve got plenty left to queue, so the ask box has been shut down for now. I think what I have in my inbox right now will continue posting through Sunday.

If you haven’t seen your fortune yet, remember that they post every half hour and the queue is pretty deep right now. If you haven’t seen your fortune post, you can also check via the search box on the front page or the hashtag of your username.

If I open the ask box back up, I’ll let everyone know!

And just as a note, because I see a lot of vehement Tag Discourse going on tonight:

It is pretty common for the pinyin in fortune cookie text to be incorrect. Fortune cookies are, largely, cultural appropriation! And can be pretty problematic! We’ve talked about this here before.

The ask box will be open for a while today, and possibly into this weekend. Same rules as always will apply:

Only three fortune requests per username 3️⃣

Fortune requests, lucky number requests, and questions okay 🥠

Specific/thematic fortunes are not chosen--everything is randomized!! It’s just you and the universe 🌌

Only ask box messages will be answered. Post replies won’t be responded to and I don’t respond to messages privately 🤲

Posts will be queued every half hour so that they don’t flood your dashboards. I’ll begin queuing them after I’ve finished up with my work today 🍵😌