Apr 17, 2016
[TEXT] did you hear about the mexican train killer? [TEXT] he had locomotives.
[TEXT] You’re a lovely human being, you know that, right?
[TEXT] also I may be slightly drunk.
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[TEXT] did you hear about the mexican train killer? [TEXT] he had locomotives.
[TEXT] You’re a lovely human being, you know that, right?
[TEXT] also I may be slightly drunk.
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[TEXT] what did the sea say to the sand? nothing, it simply waved.
[TEXT] Ahahahahh, perfect xD I missed these!
[TEXT] what did jay-z call his girlfriend before they got married? feyoncé! [TEXT] also, sorry for falling asleep during the movie last night! the first 10 minutes was pretty cool.
[TEXT] Honestly, I’m just looking these up online.[TEXT] How do you make Holy Water? You boil the Hell out of it.[TEXT] Again, I’m amazed you fell asleep, but I applaud you for doing so. I turned off the movie when I realized you’d knocked out. I hope the blanket I gave you made you comfy! I took it out of your closet.[TEXT] We should watch it again when you're more awake haha.
[TEXT] it’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. ( hope you enjoy your new joke a day message system ;P )
[TEXT] oh, good god... okay, but I’m gonna combat this.
[TEXT] did you hear that the Energizer Bunny was arrested? He was charged with battery.
[TEXT] hey, hope you're feeling better than i am! if you're up to it, come join daisy and i at the dinner hall. we're trying to find something edible in here.
[TEXT] Ha, i dunno about that. I think I’ll come join you after I get coffee with Tom, but i don’t wanna butt in on “daisy time.” ;)
[TEXT] You want any coffee or anything? I can grab you something. I think we’re gonna get coffee from town anyhow.
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Fuck, kill, marry?
Oh, lord, um…
Fuck Gabe. Or Talia. Cause I mean... Yes.
Kill… God, you’re gonna make me start a war here. Probs Allie, ‘cause she can be a bitch mean on occasion.
Marry Thomas, probably. I feel like we’d get along. Mechanical prowess + technology manipulation? That’d be pretty sweet. Don’t think he’d like me killing his sister though... Maybe we wouldn’t get along after all. Sorry Thomas.
Part 2 of #AskBillie - that's all, folks! Billie Piper's such a sweetheart.