As you know, or most of you...I'm trying for GayTravel.com's - Travel Guru. Thanks to you, I've made it to round two (of four)!!!
I compiled this list of reasons why I should make it to round 3 in hopes the judges for theĀ competitionĀ randomly stumble across my blog.
Top 10 reasons I should be the next GayTravel.com Travel Guru:
10. People inĀ otherĀ places need to see the diversity of lesbians and gay people in general to stop ignorance.
9. I need a stamp in my passport like Sandra Bullock needed in the 1995 romantic comedy, While You Were Sleeping.
8.Ā ForeignĀ girls are hot and I need to spread my American love to all of them.
7. In theĀ devastating,Ā tragedyĀ that Romney is elected, I must scout for otherĀ countriesĀ to live in.
6. I thought Des Moines was the capitol of Arkansas, clearly I need toĀ broadenĀ my knowledge of geographic locations.
5. These boots were made for walking andĀ that'sĀ just what I'll do.
4. It's very depressing to see people going on vacation while I am stuck working at theĀ airport.
3. I can come over to your house and tell you're parents you're gay for you!
2. I'm the femaleĀ equivalentĀ of Chevy Chase and I need to go to Wally World and have a European Vacation.
And the number one reason......
1. I want to learn how to say "HEY LADIESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!" in every language.