fmk: aaron, puck, sam
The only one I know in this list is the blonde with the blowjob lips and it’s literally only because of that mouth. It was enough to almost forget where he’s from. I surprise myself with this one because apparently, I’d still Fuck him. Interesting. It looks like some Southsiders are created better than others. No one cares about the others.
Could I fuck Puckerman too? Sure. I mean, if he’s anything like his brother, he’d be greedy and desperate for it but unlike his brother, I doubt I could pay him to leave. Which, I obviously could do with Hummel and plus get an NDA out of it with him. Again, would rather die with a belt around my neck and my limp erection in my hand than Marry any of them. As for Killing them, Puckerman is halfway there, Aaron is three-quarters and well Evans is pretty but dumb and a Serpent, I’m sure he’ll trip and fall looking at something shiny and end up with a knife in his neck.
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