#ask-lambda

gA: Eyewearr, collarred drress, even garrterrs.

gA: I must say, of all the trrolls I have had the pleasurre of meeting, you arre among the best drressed of them all.

aG: Rīght, būt nōbōdy cān bēāt hōw Ī lōōk, rīght Mōōshā?

gA: Thatch, yourr aesthetic has potential if you would actually wash yourrself once in a while. It is hinderred grreatly by yourr incessant need to not bathe.

aG: ī’M TŌŌ BŪSY TŌ TĀKĒ Ā BĀTH, THĒRĒ ĀRĒ ĀDVĒNTŪRĒS TŌ GŌ ŌN.

gA: I believe that my mostly-filled quadrrants arre an example of what prroperr bathing can do forr a trroll.

I sit staring at my screen. My brain is extremely sleep-deprived.

I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna make a new ask blog. I decide.

But on what?, I wonder. People have done hundreds of types already.

Then, my sluggish brain decides on an Idea. MY RP OC! BRILLIANT IDEA!