#ask-equikats

CT: D --> We are approximately three hundred sweeps old each

CT: D --> I am twenty sweeps older

CG: STOP GIVING EVERYONE THE IDEA THAT WE'RE ANCIENT FUCKING RELICS AND STOP TELLING EVERYONE YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME WHEN I'M LITERALLY A SEASON OLDER THAN YOU.

CG: IS THIS FLIRTING? ARE YOU DOING THIS TO GET ON MY BAD SIDE?

CT:

CG: I DIDN'T SAY IT WAS A FAILED EFFORT.

CG: THANKS TO THE INNUMERABLE TIMELINES WHEREIN I WOULD COMPLETELY LOSE MY SHIT, I THINK I CAN ANSWER FOR A FACT THAT I WOULD, DESPITE HOW MUCH I WANT TO BLUSTER TO THE CONTRARY, COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY LOSE MY SHIT.

CG: ...

CG: BUT DON'T LET HIM KNOW THAT. HE WOULD NEVER LET ME HEAR THE END OF IT.

CT: D -- > This is a publicly a%essible broadcast

CG: FUCK!

CG: FUNNY YOU MENTION THAT; IT'S BEEN ON MY LIST SINCE I HEARD OF IT AT THE TENDER AGE OF FIVE SWEEPS OLD, BUT CRABDAD DIDN'T THINK IT WAS APPROPRIATE VIEWING FOR A GROWING TROLL.

CT: D -- > Your 100sus behaved with appropriate discretion then, as it was marked as inappropriate for trolls younger than si% sweeps

CT: D -- > One begs the question of why you still haven't seen it, however

CG: HONESTLY, I JUST NEVER GOT AROUND TO IT; THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH TIME IN MY SCHEDULE TO GET INTO *MORE* MEDIA.

CG: WHAT ABOUT YOU? DON'T TELL ME YOU'VE ACTUALLY SEEN IT.

CT: D -- > I perused the wickedpedia page and conc100ded that such 100d, lowbrow dreck ill suits my preferences

CT: D -- > Only the noblest shade of highb100d purple could surpass my preference for true b100

CG: FAVORITE COLORS ARE STUPID AND COME WITH TOO MUCH RISK OF PROCLAIMING THE WRONG ALLEGIANCES. I CHOOSE BLACK.

CT: D -- > No

CT: D -- > I don't think he ever drinks anything e%cept coffee and energy drinks

CG: I DON'T KNOW THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS FLAG BUT IF IT'S VRISKA, I'M JUST SURPRISED SHE DIDN'T PETITION TO HAVE AN IMAGE OF HER FACE STITCHED ONTO IT, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE.

CG: I'M NOT SWEATING UP A WHOLE FUCKING OCEAN ANYMORE! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WATER I HAD TO GUZZLE JUST TO NOT PASS OUT???? I'M PRETTY SURE THE WATER BILL WENT UP BY ABOUT 200% WHILE I WAS STUCK IN THAT BODY!

CG: AND SLEEVES! I CAN WEAR SLEEVES AGAIN!

CT: D -- > Are you quite finished

CG: ONE MORE THING.

CG: THE MAGIC ANON HAS WORN OFF. NEVER DO THAT TO ME AGAIN.

CT: D -- > It wasn't that bad

CG: YES IT WAS. MY TONGUE FELT LIKE IT WAS TURNING INTO SAND AND I KEPT HITTING THE TOPS OF ENTRYWAYS.

CT: D -- > You are normally quite short

CT: D -- > At any rate, our inbo% is empty again, so please send more queries for us to answer

CT: D -- > I demand it

CG: I AM SO RELIEVED TO BE MYSELF AGAIN THAT I DON'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK ABOUT CORRECTING HIS MANNERS THIS TIME. LET HIS MOIRAIL DO THAT.

CG: I CAN HOLD GLASSES AGAIN!

CG: HAVE YOU FUCKING LOOKED AT HIM RECENTLY?

CG: HE'S A PATHETIC, CASTEIST WEIRDO WHO CAN COUNT HIS CLOSE FRIENDS ON ONE HAND AND GETS FLUSTERED AND INDIGNANT AT THE SLIGHTEST DROP OF ANY NEARBY HEADGEAR OR PROFANITY. WE DISAGREE ON ALMOST EVERYTHING EXCEPT FOR WHEN IT'S INCONVENIENT FOR ONE OF US TO HAVE A VALID POINT, AND HIS BIGOTRY IS ONLY MATCHED BY HIS IGNORANCE.

CG: AND HE LETS ME GENUINELY BOSS HIM AROUND.