[See Ed with a spiral bound notebook resting on his leg, which crossed over his lap. See Ed absently tapping the page with his pen as he thinks.]
Ed: “(under his breath) Doo doo doo…next stanza… ‘You promise once; you break it twice…something something, not so nice?’ ‘Mice,’ ‘nice’… ‘thrice!’ ‘Something something, make it thrice…’”
[Cue Ed looking up because lookie here, he’s got company.]
Ed: “…Well, hello. Hope you weren’t expecting a serenade…I’m afraid the song’s not done yet.”
[He gives a white, fox-like grin.]
Ed: “Anyway…so my ‘mundane,’ as she calls herself — ”
Don’t know why anyone would be okay calling themselves that, but hey, to each their own.
“ — has lent me the Ask Box tonight, so as to test my voice. (smirks) Don’t know how you’ll hear my dulcet tones with this method, but hey — I’m not opposed to some vocal warm-ups.”
[He chuckles — it’s a low, warm, husky sound in the back of his throat.]
“Feel free to send me some questions…though I’m afraid I’ll have to put a hold on marriage proposals until after the third date. Come on, people, a guy could use some wining and dining too, now and again!”
And sorry, but I’m the one who’ll be popping the question to that person, when they come along, and only after I’ve planned out all of the wedding arrangements and how our lives together would work, if we went ahead and took that next step together. That is non-negotiable.
Ed: “I can always use some practice for press interviews, so feel free to ask me anything you’d like.”
I may or may not dodge any questions I don’t like.
Ed: “Music is my one true love, lyric writing in particular, but I also played Quidditch back in the day — go Slytherin!”
[He gives a muted fist pump to the air.]
Ed: “And yeah, anything about being part of Spellb🔮und is on the table too, though forgive me if I don’t spill the tea on all my band mates’ dirty little secrets. These are my buddies we’re talking about.”
If by “buddies,” you mean my coworkers — but even so, I’ve got their back, or else I can’t expect them to have mine.
Ed: “So yeah, have at it!”
((OOC: Yes, friends! Help me test out my newest muse’s voice by reblogging this post or submitting questions/such in my Ask Box…feel free to consult the “Ed Rosier” tag to learn more about my new guy!
Tagging some people who might be interested… @cursebreakerfarrier @kathrynalicemc @nightmaresart @aceyanaheim 💚))
