#ask sneaky

Hi!

Long story short, yes, I'm fine. 2026 has proven to be way crazier for me than I thought it would. Some reasons for that craziness are very good and some were really not very fun at all. Basically, I became way busier than I thought I would be.

Half of the second part is written and ready to go! (And I have plans to write the second half as I post the first half.) The only reason I'm not posting it is because I'm also currently moving by myself for the first time ever and...yeah turns out that's a lot of work!! Also something I did not plan for—it sorta just happened and...yeah...

I said I wasn't going to make this a long story, and yet, I'm rambling. Basically, I'd like to finish moving first and then will start posting. I'm aiming for the beginning of August. That's pretty far off from May like I originally promised, so if I can pass on any piece of advice, I guess it would be to just never promise anything because you never know what life might throw at you 😂

Thank you for checking in on me, anon. And thank you to everyone else leaving comments on my page or my fic. I promise I will be back!! It's just been a very intense year for me 😊

Hi! I'm so happy you enjoyed part 1, and it makes me so happy that you care enough to ask about part 2!☺️

I believe our minds might be connected because I actually had plans to make an announcement about part 2 this week!

Soooo stay tuned! I'm sure you'll learn more very, very soon. 🤭

(No rush though- I’m just an impatient jerk, haha)

(Also I’m going to be so sad when this fic is done)

Good news then! New chapter is out right now!

If you didn't know, I've got a stolitz human AU that now has only four chapters left! New chapters are out every Monday/Thursday at 7:00 pm CST!

And such a HUGE thank you to @larryisnotagirl for always being one of my biggest cheerleaders by consistently reading, commenting on, and hyping up my fic. I appreciate you so much <3

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Summary:

Prince Stolas of the Ars Goetia is trapped in a miserable life, thanks to his demon of a fiancée and a family that couldn’t care less about him. Blitzø Buckzo’s got his own problems—living in poverty and stuck paying off his dad’s debt after a terrible circus accident.

When Stolas’s wedding gets postponed for six months, he takes the chance to sneak out for one day of freedom. That’s when he runs into Blitzø right in the middle of town.

They eventually strike a deal that spares Blitzø from his paperwork-induced migraines and Stolas from his crippling heartache. But the more time they spend together, the more complicated things get, especially since one is a prince and the other thinks he doesn't deserve a fairy-tale ending.

They might just happen to fall in love anyway.

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My wonderful beta is @hyperfixed-owl. She's got her own stolitz human AU over on AO3 right now! Click here to go check it out!

(Love all the wip titles <33)

okay okay geez you don't have to yell at me

(love you <3)

another fic related to my Secretary!Stolas series, and this one is actually the next to come out—I have plans to write it today!

Synopsis: Millie and Stolas grow closer after Stolas confesses that he knows Millie is pregnant. Later, Blitzø and Stolas find themselves caught in the middle of Millie and Moxxie's relationship.  

There's a lot that happens in this fic, so I'll try to keep my ramblings to a minimum.

This fic is broken into two parts: Part I features a growing friendship between Millie and Stolas while Part II features a comparison between Millie/Moxxie and Stolas/Blitz.

The first part is mostly just a conversation between Millie and Stolas. He knows she's pregnant, yet she hasn't told anyone in the office yet. Stolas asks her about it, and it leads to the two of them having a conversation about parenthood, specifically about the uncertainty and hesitation towards having a child. Obviously, Stolas LOVES Octavia more than anything in the universe, and he is so, so happy that she exists...NOW. But I am sure there was a time when he was really not thrilled about being forced to have a child with a woman he didn't love. On top of that, he was probably 18-19 when Via was born, and no doubt there are wonderful, amazing parents who are younger, but I get the sense that Stolas would have been a fucking hot mess as a young adult gay man who was just forced to sleep with his abuser in order to produce an heir to the throne. Because of all this, I think Stolas could really relate and empathize with the hesitation we saw Millie express at the end of Sinsmas. He comforts her, and the two bond over the fears and unknowns of unexpected parenthood.

The second part happens later that same day after Millie tells Moxxie she's pregnant. I don't want to say too much about this part, but I will say that Millie turns up at Blitz's door that night after a fight she had with Moxxie. Blitz and Stolas do what they can to help M&M while also learning more about their own unspoken relationship.

It's a cute fic that features Stolas/Millie friendship and, for once, practically zero Stolas/Blitz angst.

Ah, I adore this piece. Pretty traumatic, but it has so much hurt/comfort in it!

Synopsis: An accident in the kitchen leads Blitzø to learn the truth about Stolas’s past. The two find yet another shared similarity as they both open up about the things that have hurt them most.

***Trigger warning for mentions of abuse***

I love the idea of Blitz finding out about Stolas's past, specifically his past with Stella. The ways she has verbally, physically, emotionally (and perhaps sexually too, at least in my headcanon) abused him have very obviously left quite a mark on him, and just because he is free from her doesn't mean that he can just forget about all the trauma he endured. That was 17 YEARS spent with a horrific, abusive monster—it's obviously going to take a lot of time to recover and heal from her. Blitz doesn't really know of any of it though. I think he can probably gather that they at least didn't love each other given that they are now divorced, but he doesn't know about the snide comments, he doesn't know about the hits to the face, he certainly doesn't know about Striker, and tons and tons of other things that happened in that palace.

At the same time, I think it's pretty implied that Blitz experienced abuse at the hands of his father too. I gather this because of 1. how awful Cash is in general 2. how Blitz winces when he sees Paimon hit Stolas and 3. from the hospital scene that plays in Blitz's head in Ghostfuckers. So while this piece mostly explores Blitz finding out about Stolas's past abuse and helping him heal from that, there is also some bonding between them since Blitz has likely undergone similar experiences.

All that to say, Stolas accidentally breaks a plate and it causes a trauma response where he thinks he's back with Stella. Very angsty but very comforting and healing as well.

Aw I adore this story so much, thank you for asking about it!

It's not actually written on paper yet, so take this synopsis and author's note about it instead:

Synopsis: Loona returns from a party after being the punchline of the latest joke. Stolas shows her that she has more potential than she ever realized.

This is story five in my Secretary!Stolas series, and it's the first one that really dives into the relationship between Stolas and Loona. On screen, we really haven't gotten to see them interact a whole lot yet, but I get the sense that post-mastermind, Loona sees Stolas in a new light. He's the man who saved her father from death after all. Similarly, I feel Stolas would have an almost immediate connection to Loona 1. simply because she's Blitz's daughter, which means he cares for her, and 2. because he admires her strength, courage, wit, and all of the other great things about her. They aren't quite sure how to approach each other at first, but they both feel the desire to get to know one another.

In "The Apprentice," Loona is made fun of at a party, and she storms home hoping to hide away in her bedroom for the rest of the night. Instead, she finds Stolas sitting by himself as Blitz has run out to the store. Stolas immediately notices that something is wrong and attempts to comfort her, finding a unique way to show her that she has more power and greatness inside of her than anyone else at the party. In return, Loona admits that she's okay with Stolas living with them and would actually like the opportunity to learn more from him.

To answer your question, Stolas is actually the teacher in this story. Loona is the apprentice!

Hi! Thank you so much for reading my fic! And for catching my typo 😉 Blitzø is 21 and turns 22 in the first part. I don't know my numbers apparently 🤷‍♀️😂

Thank you so much for the ask, darling! 💜

Deep down, my favorite trope is and always will be found family. I think you can take every single obsession/hyperfixation that I've ever had in my whole life, and found family will be there in *some* aspect. Sometimes it's the forefront of the story; other times, it's more of a background plot. But somehow, that trope always finds me.

That being said, my favorite trope to seek out (e.g., write, read, watch, etc.) is hurt/comfort, specifically emotional hurt/comfort. Doesn't matter how it manifests or the situation in which it arises. I just need characters actively showing they care for each other, and yup! I'm a goner!