Would it be weird for a dead man to paint his nails?
Idc
I'm paintin' 'em black.

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Would it be weird for a dead man to paint his nails?
Idc
I'm paintin' 'em black.

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Hey sal, look at my (very old and bad) drawing of you
It's not that bad, really. Better drawing skills than me.
did you ever Really forgive Ashley?
Kinda...I appreciate that she helped over the years, and helped with the cult, and brought me back to deal with them..but she helped too late and caused more issues. Not that I think anyone would've believed me anyways....but she definitely didn't help my case. She was the only one left that would've and could've had my back. But she didn't...I don't understand why. And that's hard to forgive. However...I'm a little to forgiving. So as much as I feel like I shouldn't, we have too much together for me to truly hate her or completely forget about any possibility of forgiveness.
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Forks Radio Station-ish:
Omigosh you're ficlet just gave me a horrifying thought: what if Alastor was instead placed in Charlie Swan’s character role?
It would be a thankless job parenting Bella, but he would also not allow Bella get away with any bullsh!t.
You could even ret-con Sarah in as Bella's estranged twin sister, with the custody of them split between parents!
Duckie, Imagine the drama that would cause, given LAastor no nonsense attitude and the way that Sarah would happily beat Bella into the ground and smile while doing so. Know what could make it even worse? If Bella hated Sarah as well. There is no reason for Bella to hate Sarah; she simply does. oooh, the potential for angst and drama in this one. Not that there wasn't a lot in Forks radio station, but this idea? Adds an extra level to it. Shit, gimme some time. Will see what I can come up with.

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What if we took Born From An Apple Tree... and Forks Radio Station... and then put them in this jar?
SHAKESHAKESHAKESHAKESHAKESHAKESHAKE!
Duckie, I am trying to work on something, and now I have been given even more food? Why? Just why? Still, the bunnies have picked this idea up, and I will see what they can come up with. I already have a few ideas. One of them included a possible child between Marcus and Alastor. 😇😇😇
blasting the positivity ray: 🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, and publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨
Duckie, 5 Songs that I listen to? Now that is a tough one, and not just saying that, it is like trying to pick my favourite food. But I have kinda narrowed down the list. Kinda. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Gthw8949EA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n955D4rfDc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxDMMeWK1ZE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ORbK75WTcY
I do have a lot more, but I was asked for 5, so here are the 5. Also being asked to pick 10 favourites? It is like trying to pick a favourite child. I love all of my followers; there are no favourites, but I was asked for 10. @kitsunesongs @frizzycrls @periguita @randomreader92 @bleakcinema @hismercytomyjustice @verttaverse @peonysoprano @moonluna07 @sorathemasterofmasters
Little Rose Bud AU
In your opinion, when Etienne is revealed to be Lucifer’s daughter. How much of the nobility do you think would leave Charlie’s side wanting to support Etienne as heir?
Charlie may be Firstborn of the King and Queen thus having a strong claim and illustrious bloodline but for 200 years she hasn’t really been compatible or reliable to the rest of Hell.
Compare this to Etienne the Secondborn, who may be the King’s bastard, but is really compatible with the rest of Hell and have been proven to be reliable at less than a decade old.
Duckie, Thanks for the ask. Firstly, Eti is going to have a lot of stigma attached to her, as it is pointed out, she is Lucifer's bastard child and while she is better suited for Hell. Charlie is the legitimate heir, so the majority of the nobles are still going to support Charlie. Charlie is the one with the legitimate claim to the throne. Charlie is far more gullible and easily manipulated than Eti is, the nobles will want to keep Charlie as the heir, partly because they would not want a bastard on the throne and secondly? They can manipulate Charlie a lot easier. There is also the problem that Eti would rebel at being claimed by Lucifer and legitimising her claim to the throne of Hell and all that it entails. While it would be a boon to Roo, overall? It would not be worth it; Eti would have to take numerous lessons, such as court etiquette, manners, and correct table etiquette. Yes, there is such a thing as correct table etiquette; nothing says lowborn like not knowing which is the correct knife to use to butter one's bread at a high social setting. Not to mention that numerous courses of food and each one of them requires a different set of cutlery.
Eti would have to learn how to use each and every item; she would have to learn what can be said at the dinner table and what cannot, her posture would have to be perfect; yes, there is a correct way to sit and speak in high society settings, and any single flaw? Would be used against her; she would already be at a disadvantage, being Lucifer's bastard child. The amount of dos and don'ts would not be easy for her to learn, unlike Charlie, who would have received such lessons since she was a child. Every piece of respect? Eti would have to fight for, she would have to disregard the fact that Alastor? Is her mother, the one who loved her so much that he died for her, she would have to cut parts of herself out to fit in, parts that she wouldn't be able to recover. Not to mention all of the political plots, maneuvering and assassination plots that would be happening all around her. She wouldn't be Alastor's daughte any more ebcuase being his daughter would mean weakness, and that is exploitable. Eti has a lot of things working against her if Lucifer ever did claim her as his daughter. There is also the very real threat that someone would kill her so that Charlie's claim to the throne would be more secure. It wouldn't be the first time that such a thing has happened, and it was extremely common for siblings to kill each other off so that they would have a better claim. So it would be even worse in Hell. Despite how smart and powerful Eti is, she is still a child, one that is not going to have the emotional maturity or the ability to defend herself properly. One emotional outburst? Is another strike against her, more proof that she is not fit to be on the Infernal throne.