#ask rio

Shoudl I #Eat it

Rio what's your view on this?

Agatha says, "He looks like himself."

Rio says, "Agatha always lies." Then she stares very pointedly at the camera for a long, long time, forgetting to blink.

Of course I see him and of course he’s doing well. We spend a lot of time together. I think Agatha is…not going to love some of the things I’ve taught him. Her fault for not dying sooner, though, right?

The…body-stealing abominations? You want me to let the body-stealing abominations around my our Nicky?? …maybe they’ll be better when they’re dead. Right now they make my skin crawl.

Rio thoughts?

Coven thoughts? (Sorry Billy but come on your Mother is amazing, terrifyingly bad ass and very kissable. )

Also Billy what would you do if it turned out Tommy met Nicky and thought of him for a younger brother?

"I would kill her," Agatha says, then reconsiders. "No, first I would seduce her, break her heart, publicly humiliate her and then she would try to kill me, so I'd drain her power. It'd be great."

Rio says, "I mean, she is a very powerful witch with intense powers...so do you think it would make Agatha jealous??"

Lilia has heard some things about the Scarlet Witch and would like to raise some concerns.

Jen says, "I'd hit it."

Alice wonders what it would be like to have that much power, but also she is team 'Wanda is hot'.

Billy doesn't really remember his mother, but he's not going to turn down more brothers.

Agatha will deny this forever, because have you ever been around a baby? They have terrible diction. They don't pronounce anything right. So it's kind of hard to know what counts as a first word.

Anyway, it was definitely 'murder'.

She says it was 'magic', though. Don't listen to her. She lies about everything anyway.

Kill them

…Do…do you think Agatha would kill them for me if I convinced her it would be really, really funny?

"Ugh, do we have to? Fiiine. Rio, come here, I know you're lurking around here somewhere."

"Hi, Agatha."

"See? Lurking. Always the creepy lurking. Anyway, this person wants you. Go creepily lurk at them."

"...Beloved, are you trying to hand me off like I'm a gift you don't want?"

"You're more like a growth I don't want. Come on, they'll actually be nice to you. You want someone to be nice to you, don't you?"

"No, Agatha, I want you to be nice to me. Specifically you. I'm sure they are very nice—hi, by the way—but you know who I want."

"Mm. What if I could change that?"

"What???"

/very dramatic spellcasting effect, possibly some slo-mo and emotional background instrumentals/

Rio teleports to you with hearts in her eyes, far too close. Agatha dusts off her hands, grinning triumphantly. "Hah! Can't believe I got that to work. There, all yours. Good luck with her, she's really annoying. Also jealous and possessive. I'll tell you where to send the money, see you never, byyyye."