#ask lapidot

Lapis: Peridot?

[…] Lapis: Periiii…?

[Lapis finds Peridot hunched over a Nintendo 3DS] [Peridot squeals as her Mii islander version of Lapis asks ‘P3R1D0T’s lookalike’ for help asking the other Mii islander called P3R1D0T out on a date]

Peridot: [in a hushed shout] YES YES YE-

Lapis: Peri, why are you squeaking…? [Lapis peers over Peridot’s shoulder to try catch a glimpse of the game screen]

[Peridot’s heart hit rock bottom against the floor of her stomach. Feverishly, she flipped the 3DS case shut and bolted out of the barn, hoping Lazuli wouldn’t chase after her.]

lmfao

Peridot: Nope, nope, nope, nope. *Backs away from Anon and behind Lapis* Bad idea Anon very very bad idea.

Lapis: What’s is movies? *Visible confusion*

Peridot: *Whispers to Lapis he was asking her out and also what the movies are*

Lapis: *Picks Peridot up and squishes her* Mine...

Lapis and Peridot are eager to hear your questions!! (Or atleast Peri is… Lapis is tagging along to keep her barnmate happy)

Lapis: Well Peri mostly uses my body like a pillow so there isn’t really a big spoon… Peridot: I like using you as a pillow it’s comfortable plus your snoring is fun to listen to. *Poindexter laugh*

Lapis: I’m a pillow… *Smiles down at Peridot*

Lapis: Great.. here we go again..

Peridot: 8(≧Д≦)8 NO I’M NOT! I AM NOT LITTLE NOR AM I CUTE! I AM A DANGEROUS CRYSTAL GEM WARRIOR AND AN INTELLECTUAL GENIUS WHO MADE JASPER POOF! ALSO, ONLY LAPIS CAN CALL ME CUTE! YOU CLOD! *Angrily moves fists up and down while continuing to rant yell*

Lapis: Uhuh.. buuuut.. you are small and cute.. *Picks Peridot up and holds her in the air*

Peridot: LAZULI PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT YOU’RE MAKING ME LOOK SMALL!

Peridot: W-what’s that supposed to m-mean? I make decisions! Iliterally wear pants Lapis just started!

Lapis: *picksPeridot up and nuzzles her neck and in a flat voice* I do.

Peridot:*Blushes* Lies!

Lapis: Hm, you sure you wanna do this Peridot? *Raised an eyebrow*

 Amethyst from a distance: From what I heard recently Lapis tops!

Peridot:*Blushes even Brighter* I-

Lapis: *kisses Peridot’s neck* Hell yeah >:p