#ask kanato

PERIOD SIMULATOR

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Give that to Laito. He needs it, the womanizer. Haha, I wonder if he would be a bitch on it as well? I mean, if I was in that much pain, I’d probably be rude and irritable as well…

Kanato: You dare compare me to that failure?

why hello over yonder, chaos gremlin (i say this fondly)~!!!

i've got a burning question in my pocket to hurl at ya. well, truthfully, more than one but...

your take on the whole 'fedora man owes ungodly amounts of child support'? OwO

(follow-up to 1), do you enjoy being an uncle?

how does one confess to their diatwink adoree (no, i'm not saying who it is; no, it is not you, but i've got delicious home-baked goods at the ready to make up for it. @fedora-pervert can vouch for me!)

(random throw-away) cold drinks or hot drinks? personally, even though i live in a snowed-in tundra half the year, love me some ice cold coffee/tea

(p.s., your kanato impression is spot-on!!! he's a hard one to nail imo <3)

(sorry if there's a double. internet's been spotty D:)

Chaos gremlin? Hey, what does that mean?… I’ll take your word on it being positive…

My take? Yes. Laito probably owes thousands- no, tens of thousands in child support, all of which he can’t afford. He’s poor, both with money and self control…

Tch, I’m not an uncle. I’ve never met any of the parasites that Laito has spawned. Nor will I ever. You really think that pervert could be bothered to take care of them?

Mm, it really depends on who you’re confessing to, you know? Reiji enjoys the ones who are obedient, so letting him make the first move is suggested. Shuu doesn’t like to be bothered… so don’t. Suburu… mmm. Hey, you sure you don’t want to just stay with me? If Laito says your sweets are good… I’m interested.

If it’s the other two you’re confessing to.. why not just ask them yourself?

It really depends. We don’t move place to place often, and our temperature at home stays pretty consistent… so both. I don’t like black coffee, not often. It’s disgustingly bitter, but if there’s a creamer and sugar I don’t mind as much. I’ll never say no to a chocolate milkshake or hot chocolate.

Laito, probably. Ayato is just more of… hm. A loudmouth. Laito speaks just to hear the sound of his own voice, but at least he’s a little funny. Ayato speaks just to make everyone irritated; at least, that’s how I feel anyways.

Laito is sometimes fun to be around, but only sometimes. I like it whenever he makes fun of Yui, or whenever he’s trying to purposefully irk Reiji.

(Also congrats mod on the kitten!!)

(See below for cat tax)

White dog… oh. You mean that stupid mutt… hey, I’m nothing like that animal!

Take that back this instant. I won’t hesitate to berate and beat you like a spineless mutt.

Cat tax.

Well… I mean he’s right, in a way. I don’t care who you are. What you look like. Age, gender, weight, height, or breast size. Sure, I prefer girls just because they go so wonderfully in my collection…

But in the end, it doesn’t matter. They all end up dolls. Or dead.

Never heard of them. So no idea.